>the cia glowies actually called to offer me a job
did something like this happen to you too? idk if i should tell them i was only joking about it for the most part
The cia glowies actually called to offer me a job
Adrian Long
Brandon Parker
Why do you come here and post just to lie desu?
Josiah Rodriguez
why would i lie on the computer internet plane? you make no sense
Jordan Peterson
No but I wouldn't mind it
Robert Baker
Why would these bioluminescent beings contact you user for what reason would they want you? Would you happen to just be schizophrenic?
Ayden Myers
why? would they even consider you?
Michael Phillips
they said i have a very big brain which would be the perfect tool against adversaries if it gets properly educated. i am not schizo
William Lee
>Cutesy Anime poster
Why do you have the urge to act so gay?
Ayden Collins
Both me and them spend a lot of time posting in the same threads.
They spent so much time shitposting with me they clearly want to give me a job
Julian Parker
what no u r gay
why would they interact with you in threads?
Asher Ramirez
Because they love funposting on the biggest information directory unmanaged by an algorithm
Josiah Parker
and how do you know they are glowies?
Aaron Cooper
my favorite part of glowies is how they have an entire database of anime reaction images to fit in
Austin Perez
they understand the importance of the hidden arts
Carson Carter
Since this is a glowy thread, can you glowsticks hire me too please? I'll be a good boy.
Aiden Richardson
don't take it. the cia is a lot like the mob.
once you're in you can never really leave
Aaron Williams
why would zhey hire you?
i dont care. attacking adversaries on the computer internet plane sounds like fun
Chase Nelson
Shut the fuck up and get fucked
Cameron Morales
>why would zhey hire you?
I am a skilled larper, adept and cunning like the best larpers are
Can we have sex, amine poster? You post amine so you are cute an I want to marry you
Levi Martinez
i cringed
you are weird
Nicholas King
Motherfuckers lie every single day about their pp size here. Why wouldn't you lie about some spy job?
Easton Cox
Your fault, this place is like a gay prison.
Acting feminine will get you a lot of attention and messages like this
Xavier Scott
well, why do people lie about their pp size`?
how am i acting feminine?