Why does being a musician get you so much pussy...

Why does being a musician get you so much pussy? Why do women worship guys in bands so much when 99% of the time they are complete wimps and losers? Most of them are broke morons and will be totally washed up by their early 30s

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Because they have status, at least when they're on stage

Social proof

how's this for a retarded hypothesis

humans evolved to be persistence hunters, i.e. they hunt sprinting game over very long distances

this means humans evolve to have a fairly slow, rhythmic run that they can keep up for a long time

rhythm is particularly important to slow, long-distance running -- early man would have been running for hours and days on end to secure game, and given that we're a bipedal animal, keeping a safe running gait in an intended direction for hours on end means evolving a good sense of rhythm. a good sense of rhythm means that you can time your footfalls perfectly evenly, which is necessary for good sustainable running

natural selection picks up on this and now women get wet for men with a good sense of rhythm

note how one of the most important elements of the female orgasm is rhythm, anyone who has had good sex knows that it's important to maintain consistent rhythm

music becomes important as a side-effect of all this

I only like chad musicians... in cartoon form.

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>learn 3 chords on guitar
>practice singing for a week
>unlimited pussy
Its this simple. You guys are retarded

How are women so underdeveloped they still want some kind of stone age shit in their man

we haven't evolved since the 'stone age', we haven't had time
we've had civilization for about 15000 years, which is a blink of an eye in terms of evolution and how much we've actually changed as a species
we have changed in that time, but not very much. not enough to override the deep-seated reasons for why we're attracted to each other
men are similarly 'underdeveloped' in their preferences if you want to think of things in that way

Hypergamy. Google it. For many, this is the greatest (and last) redpill.

yes humans are persistence hunters but the rest of your comment is heavy bullshit

Here's what women think when they hear "I'm a musician."

> He's competent enough to learn how to play the instrument (no, being a pro at Super Smash Bros isn't a 'skill').
> He probably has friends, what musician plays by himself?
> And if he's a loner, he probably practices rather than going on Pornhub or Any Forums.
> He could earn money through busking, if worst comes to worst.
> He might be the next Ed Sheeren (bleh).

Oh, and it isn't enough "be a musician" you actually have to good at it too.

Wew, the musicianpill is brutal as fuck when you think about it
There's absolutely NO reason you couldn't have picked up an instrument when you were a teenager and gotten bitches, no matter how ugly or awkward you are
There's absolutely NO reason it's too late to pick up an instrument instrument RIGHT NOW, put some effort in for a year then pull bitches, because women still love wrinkled old fuck musicians
There is absolutely NO reason you can't start practicing RIGHT NOW, even if you cant afford a used guitar or something the machine you're using to browse Any Forums can pirate FL studio or at least run an app, and singing is free anyway

No excuse, if you're musiccel you're volcel

BECAUSE IT'S INTERESTING user

Anyone have the image of some ancient civilization banning "singers", women whoring around with them, and they'd always come back within a few years after being banned?


But yeah it's because women are retarded. (((record labels))) make musicians celebrities, so they think faggots "in a band" are attractive by proxy. Like imagine if women that you were a genius millionaire because you said you work with computers because shit like faceberg and tik tok exist. That's literally the level of cognitive operation they are operating on. Of course this didn't happen with tech because tech is closer to a meritocracy where looks and social skills don't matter as much so it never got that reputation.
You don't hear about dudes who learn piano, violin, or shit like that smashing pussy. Hell, "band geek" is literally a meme.

That's not a brutal pill, that's a whitepill dumbfuck.

this, and out of everything else, compared to every other medium of expression and art, music is the one thing everyone enjoys and that really pulls on the heart strings

It's a brutal whitepill because there's absolutely no excuses
Being completely blackpilled and giving up is actually pretty comfy and not brutal at all

how is it possible to be this retarded? you are living proof that natural selection doesn't apply to human beings

This is without a doubt the dumbest fucking thread on r9k right now. I've been here for years and I'm used to you guys being delusional, but seeing it all in one place like this just disgusts me.

How do you think this is the dumbest thread. Look at the catalog. This thread is on page 10 and it's the first thread I clicked because it was the only one that is remotely interesting. The rest are bait threads and/or women threads