you know you're not meant to eat a whole pizza by yourself in one sitting, right?
You know you're not meant to eat a whole pizza by yourself in one sitting, right?
Joseph Ramirez
Landon Gray
I hate when chef Ramsay goes to normal American 'za places and then calls them bad. Like ok it's not some fancy stupid French pizza with thin crusts and leaves on top, but a good 'za is supposed to be doughy with lots of oil and grease and meat. When I see him order big greasy 'za and it falls apart when he tries to eat it, I think "damn, that looks like some good 'za"
Nathan Kelly
I have never not been capable of one manning a 'za. They're just a cursed food really
Xavier Wilson
I've missed pizza since I went vegan, used to eat a good three or four of those in one sitting.
>t. high metabolism human furnace
Oliver Ortiz
Stop saying "za" you fucking autist. Thats so annoying.
Landon Thompson
>just ate a full medium sized pizza by myself
>literally had a health general check last week where both my height to weight ratio was perfectly in the norm
Have you tried not being anorexic?
...... ok, to be fair that's the only meal I had today.
Jacob Russell
It's a sin to order pizza for yourself, but it's not a sin if your boss orders pizza for your office and anything you don't eat will go in the trash. It's a sin to let food to into the garbage, so really you're obligated to eat it. I can eat an entire pizza by myself when that happens, and still come home afterwards to my vegan kitchen to resume my mostly-vegan lifestyle.
Isaiah Cook
I used to do that when I was fat and my god the massive shit that followed split my ass open for a bit to the point I was leaking blood out of it for a week
Juan Butler
>Muh sin
Ok kid, I have an oven to sell you.
Luke Morales
And that may work for you but I eat vegan to keep my body clean, not for mommy's chicken tendy points.
Gabriel Walker
Eating vegan doesn't keep your body clean. French fries are vegan. Oreos are vegan. You can pollute your body with all sorts of shit as a vegan.
Xavier Gutierrez
Damn, bros, I really wanna touch a vagina. But hookup culture doesn't give me any leniency to be an autistic weirdo about it...
Connor Perez
It sure does keep it clean of responsibility for animal suffering, there's nothing else quite for that besides veganism.
Jackson Stewart
hm thanks for the warning
Blake Taylor
I can down a medium-sized 'za, especially if I'm hungry. One time I was really hungry (hadn't eaten if over 24 hours or some such) and I tried to eat a large 'za in one sitting. I thought I could do it because as I ate I never felt stuffed as one should. So when 2/3rds of the 'za was put away I figured I may as well finish it all off. Eventually I had eaten the entire large 'za. The next hour or so was spent with crippling abdominal pain as all that 'za caught up with me. I remained immobile until I was finally able to throw some of it up. The catharsis of throwing up that 'za and being set free of the pain and discomfort has yet to be matched in my life.
Kayden Allen
share the 'za
Dominic Lewis
>one sitting
Only americans do that
A pizza is enough for 4 meals for me. That's 2 days I dont have to worry about food.
Justin Nguyen
but i like za. there's nothing like some za with some chovies on it
Lincoln Turner
Okay, what the fuck is with all the /ck/ crossposting today? Is this a raid?
Elijah Green
I want to marry a girl like that
Carter Watson
I see nothing wrong with that pizza, maybe I'm not snobby enough.
Ryder Cooper
I watched that episode. It was so large that the dough was undercooked, also that's the thin crust according to the restaurant.
Plus too much grease, not good ingredients etc, the normal kitchen nightmares issues.
Ian Williams
Good pizza is not supposed to be doughy with that much grease.