Why are you drunk rn?

Why are you drunk rn?

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Why not? Getting drunk is all I've got.

I miss someone so bad.

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I'm high and I've got a pizza coming but I'm nervous the pizza guy will know

>Why not?
Because it gives you a headache and makes you throw up.

Who's the someone?

You afraid the pizza guy is a narc?

Just someone that I like a lot, but they are always so busy. I wonder if it's worth waiting for them

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>they
>them
Sounds gay. Not worth waiting for.

I've drank a bottle of vodka a day for the last week and a half and I haven't gotten a headache or vomited.

I only drank 3 hard lemonades and I've got a headache that could kill a monkey.

Am I suppose to explain everything to you? Are you my mother or something?

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Oh no, they hate pronoun shit, but I try to keep as vague as possible when I am on the chans
Same here, I can drink as much as I want and never feel the consequences.

>Are you my mother or something?
No, but I'm fucking your dad.

I really wish I was
have to force myself to take the night off to prove I'm not addicted

I am on screwdriver no.4 and I don't feel even the slightest bit tipsy
How long do I have to not drink for drinking to get fun again

>hard lemonades
That's like.. 2 and a half beers isn't it? Are you drinking enough water? Your headaches probably fucking dehydration, dude. Every morning I drink about 1.5 litres of water within 2 hours of waking up if not more. I had 3 600ml bottles of water this morning over the course of 2 hours.

>Same here, I can drink as much as I want and never feel the consequences.
I'm not that immune, I just drink over a longer period instead of chugging. I'm NEET with no life so I start drinking at about 10:30-11am and finish it by 5ish-pm most of the time but chugging at the end of the night will ruin me the next morning.

Makes me enjoy video games, playing sober just doesnt do it no more

My dad has higher standards than fucking a depraved "human" like you. And guess what, so do I !

Based dadcon trips

What geemu?