You guys told me WW3 would not happen but now Iran is shooting ballistic missiles at US bases. Wtf? They are going to send me off to die in a desert, arent they? Fembots didnt even so much as hold man hand before i fucking rot in a desert. Fucking heartless.
You guys told me WW3 would not happen but now Iran is shooting ballistic missiles at US bases. Wtf...
Robert Brooks
Julian Gomez
not my problem, enjoy dying for some mentally deranged boomer
Blake Butler
they did this in like 2020 too. we've been invading desert shitholes for decades, relax, you're not going to war zoomie
Hudson Bell
Iran has nukes
Jason Johnson
human civilization is at the point of being able to maintain a decent quality of life for everybody with disciplined resource and population management but we are too unga bunga to stop
Brandon Hill
Oh man jews attacked themselves I better get worked into a seething shoot GAH I'M SO ANGRY THIS IS WORLD WAR 3 DRAFT ME I MUST SAVE FAGGOTS
Logan Walker
That's just an illusion, everything behind the curtains is falling apart.
Jonathan Johnson
I feel like they wouldn't draft me since I'm a diagnosed bipolar who's been smoking cigarettes for seven years, since I was 16.
Carter Clark
We've reached that point for years but people always want to hog and overspend.
Landon Brown
Surprisingly based from robot fag
Noah Foster
>we are too unga bunga to stop
Not me.
Angel Flores
All the scientific progress and innovation was allowed time to come about because of the massive bloodletting that is human history. You can't escape.
Brandon Perry
>Erbil that is my capital
Fuck I am getting drafted fuck fuck fuck
Eli Thomas
how the fuck did those retards figure out nukes?
Blake Nguyen
Remember, if you go to prison you'll get free room and board and then there'll be a massive labour shortage after the war and a surplus of single women.
No one will care that you were a draft dodger when there aren't enough men to do the work or satisfy the female population.
Ayden Rogers
I'm pretty sure it was Russia that gave them nukes
Brody Sanders
Can people who are working on uni degrees get drafted?
I only have like four months to finish it.
Zachary Long
Nukes are like 70 year old tech, fampai
Josiah Jackson
Congrats. You get to be an office and lead a bunch of zoomer niggers. Should be fun.
Jack Ross
yeah but they are still not easy to create and require a lot of time, intelligence and money.
Leo Murphy
Kek. You had 18+ years to figure out an excuse. Go to a psychiatrist right about now and claim suicidal depression.
Nicholas Jenkins
If you go to prison you'll get ass fucked by violent criminals and your life is basically over after that. Doubt you would care about all the women when your asshole has been pounded daily.
Mason Morris
Yeah, just like Iraq had WMDs - oh wait...
>nukes
Could be worse.