Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that...

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After aII, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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I'd like to see who wrote up this thing.

>pair of breasts before?
No

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This is an ancient copypasta. The man who wrote it died in the Korean War.

just go and do something else with your life, dude.

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I miss old /jp/. I can't find anywhere else on the entire internet where I can post with this level of competent retardation.

I remember nyanners voicing this copypasta on vocaroo like close to a decade ago. Those were simpler times

Wrong bored.

You just wasted 30 seconds of my life, thanks OP

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This is a classic. I wish memes and copypastas were this good nowadays.
I used to get so hard to this. And I still do

Morty voice

alright one of the better erps I've seen

>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before?
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Wasn't there a part two to this? I could've sworn I saw one back in the day but I don't know if it's just mandela

shut up bitch I hate anime. act like a human being.

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You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?!

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First time I remember seeing books was like when I was 4 and got covered in mud playing with a friend and his mom was pisswd we tracked it into the house and made sure to scrub our hair clean in the bath.

gynocemastia chads keep winning

I NEED those vocaroooooossss

Have Ryan goslings eyes always been this asymmetric?

For some reason, I imagine this specific conversation as being very Midwestern.
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