Why the 2000s are returning

Zoomers want to dress how they want. Plain white tees and plaid shorts weren't earning you weird looks.

Music was better, regardless of genre.

We were young and very carefree like most single digits.

We were happier. We haven't been happy since the 00s. When we had angst music was talking about running drugs on open air radio without repercussion and not even sounding good at the same time. We had to wear wear joggers and J's or get beat up and laughed at, etc. Political correctness wasn't aimed at taking out men for being men and the 389384 genders it was about censoring racists and rapists.

So the aesthetic returns. When we could all dance hand in hand in a circle.

Ring around the rosy...

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Schizo retard playing with his imaginary kiddie friends again?

stinky farts are returning i ate rotten calzone for supper again.... ohhh nooooo rotten stinky farts coming back

what zoomers post about aesthetics has almost nothing to do with what they actually wear irl

wake me up when any real number of zoomers stop wearing the universal joggers dumpass uniform.

i live near 2 big colleges which would be entirely zoomers at this point, i can tell you i have seen zero point zero actual girls dressed goth or scene.

funnily theres more real scene girls still out in appalachia where the rural people are always 15 years behind.

There's this fortune article. I can't post the link but you should read. We are nostalgic for our childhood instead of adolescence. Think!

The joggers are universal because the participants have their arms twisted into doing it to keep status and remain safe.

What the fuck are you talking about? Zoomers love the 80s not the 2000s. Everything is fuckin 80s now i hate it.

I mean if goth to you means extreme makeup and black hair, there will be plenty of "goths". but things like corsets are seen as overkill these days so that might have an effect. I think of myself as one, but probably don't look like a goth because I just wear leather and black clothes without the whole black hair and black makeup stuff.

i desperately want it to return, and i want it for EVERYONE not just zoomers. revert all outward appearances to 2005, all media, fucking everything. fuck the rest of the planet. i have actively been working to insulate myself from modernity for years, even when i was a kid i knew it was poison, and i would have succeeded by now were it not for my habit of checking the fucking news and Any Forums all the time. i need to get rid of my smartphone and go back to a flipper (worked better anyway), i need to get a pair of knockoff jordans/hi tops that fit instead of my old ones, i need to relearn the fashion of the era that i never truly learned anyway. fuck, i'll even make new CDs for my car.

please help me with this. what's the 2005-2010 pick for a 21yo man? how about just straight up 2000, not even born for most of that year but fuck it. i don't care. i will make the world a little more sensible. just tell me what i have to buy and i will fucking do it. i don't think anyone wants to live another second with this fashion, music, anything. everything is shit and will always be shit unless we can retcon the last 5 years

You want zip up hoodies. You want to stop listening to 808 drum beat hip hop. You want to speak proper English but like a dude not a gentleman. Say dude. Early 10s to 2014 is acceptable . Start with the hits or what you know and work from there. No
Smartphones are now a necessity. Do not sacrifice it but customize the UI and ringtones. If you have a moto use a hello moto as your tone but not the modern tunes.

Get empty CDs at Staples. Burn Moe's how how they used too.

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