R9gay

No one made it and I don't give a shit about the number so I get to make it.
I want to fuck Josuke kinda.
Enjoy faggotrons.

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taking r9gays virginity as a fag c:

I already took it as a straightoid

user why are you lying you clearly didnt

yeah I did I made the thread
now which of you looks like this?

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nobody looks like that

but r9k told me your bussies were boppin fr fr or something like that

dis bussy straight up squirtin no cap fr fr

yeah like that but that sounds gros s actually

why are u in a gay thread

I made it, to find love user. I love you.

aw arent you sweet

Sweet on you, like maple syrup, lemme pour myself all over your pancakes.

are you trying to piss on me

no that's gross, at most I was gonna coom on you, but I was probably just gonna use you like some kind of body pillow cause I'm lonely thank you for keeping me company gaynon

coom on me and not in me? kinda let down user

well it was supposed to be meant in a way where it's either me cooming on you or wrapping myself around you, there's only one way to take whatever innuendo I could come up with for cooming in you and I wanted it to be multiple choice
why do you want to be coomed in so bad anyways, don't you guys have to do a lot of preparation before that?

i thought you were straight
yeah you have to clean out and make sure your partner doesnt have aids

Hmm... yeah, I'm straight, but now I'm in love with you and uh, if you take this engagement ring you're gonna be my fiance.
Do you have aids?

idk user if taking a ring from an imaginary person is a great idea
i dont think i have aids

What makes you think I'm imaginary!
Even if I were, that would make the ring imaginary too, so no loss, right? No hitches either if you don't have aids.
C'mon user, be my lovedoll.

hmmm
whats your favorite animal

But user there's so many to pick from...
I really like Gators, they're cute and they cry and they do a funny little roll, but I also really like sharks cause they have to always move or die, and I also like wolves cause they're fuzzy and they love each other and they're the ancestors of doggers.

they are quite good picks desu user
do sharks not sleep?

let me google it because I don't want to misinform you...

quick skimming has told me that sharks do not sleep, at least not conventionally, they do "rest" with both eyes open and while still moving, because if they do stop moving they die
inspiring!

who knew that they were such workhorses. truly an underappreciated animal

>I already took it as a straightoid

Hey fuck you, I'M the straight guy poster. Don't copy me.

no IM the straight one

You're not straight. You type in lowercase and you don't use apostrophes. BITCH.