User, do you like to eat ass?

user, do you like to eat ass?

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Yes. Enthusiastically so.

I've ate out every girl I've slept with, but I've never gone for the asshole and I've never had the balls to ask either. I'm not really interested in it anyway. That's where poop comes from, man. I'll stick my dick in it all day long, but my tongue? No way.

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Nah.
This is how you get GI parasites.
Only way I'm putting my mouth on a girls ass is one of those plastic thingies you can get.

Why is the anus so close to the pussy? Such a stupid design.

No worms for me
I'll put my fingers in there though

yes and i also ask them to fart in my face when possible

Rather eat a perfectly grilled steak with a beer tbqh

never tried it but would love to try

if she's clean I go for it without asking, feels good man, especially if we're both drunk

I'm really into oral. I wish I could get a clean friend who'd let me practice. She wouldn't even have to return the favor or be all that attractive. I just really like the idea of it and want to be very good at eating pussy and ass so I can make my future wife feel really good.

Aww, that's kinda cute user.

>presented with peach pussy
>somehow, want to put your tongue in her butthole (where she shits)
you deserve any disease you get

If it's clean yeah, if i was american i would flat out refuse because you people haven't invented bidets yet, but for other more civilised people sure why not.

need a cute girl to sit on my face

damn that girl has a really good pussy

>user, do you like to [insert any activity done with other humans]

No

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ass spotted: dick ENGAGED

>not having a bidet
Do people really not use them. I installed one in my house when I bought it and all my friend have them/use them. I feel like it will catch on soon.

I once unironically ate an escort's ass. Tasted like nothing, felt awkward. She was also rude and I couldn't cum. Swore off sex (with hookers, but in practice that means in general) since.

I would lick every part of her.

A neat trick is using plastic kitchen wrap over the anus and just sucking it. It apparently feels otherworldly. Thai brothels do it to male clients.

No, that's completely disgusting and its being pushed because jews are unironically shit eaters and into humiliation and promote it in porn. Anal cancer and disease rates have been rising through the roof thanks to the push to this revolting act. Remember, the anus is not a sex organ and never will be.