Be me

>be me
>at uni
>mfw can literally hear people outside my door laughing and having fun
>in my room alone knowing I'll never experience what they experience.
This sucks lmao

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>in my room alone knowing I'll never experience what they experience
I chose the life of the shut-in - I tried going to a party once but it felt so alien - never again. I think I was more happy not experiencing that.

>be me
>get a bitch
>get my own apartment
>move in with friends who are a riot
>have fun and sex regularly

you are doing it wrong

just like me with a fucked up greentext

you deserve it for being so stupid. what your explaining is an exhibit of where you are at being one of the easiest places to meet people and socialize, and you're wasting it on feeling sorry for yourself. you will not be there forever, and instead of making connections and doing ANYTHING to socialize, you go "but how???" and just waste away in your dorm.
Don't feel sorry for you kid. It only gets harder from here, and you have no excuse
>BUT WHAT DO I DO
talk to people you fucking idiot

Join some free time activity phaggot.
I don't care if you'd rather play elden ring. Sign up for something and go or you will be cursed with permanent social retardation.

What works best are places where people accumulate who don't have a local friend circle and actively go out of their way to get to know people - aka (international) exchange students.

>can literally hear people outside my door laughing and having fun
so open your door, last chance to passively join in on that shit user, it only gets more closed off from there

Going to social gatherings where people don't want to make friends but instead stay with their group sucks. Giving up on social life however shouldn't be the answer. Life is more fun with people around who you can share your struggles with.

OP here, I swear to God larpers and normies have invaded this board and in sucks now please fuck off my thread cunt.

I never had the privilege of going to Uni, and you're wasting it sulking like a pussy ass bitch.

Go outside right now and join the fun, shitpost IRL, tell a funny story, admit you're lonely and ask to hang out, make silly animal noises, whatever, go, do it faggot.

>Giving up on social life however shouldn't be the answer
What can OP realistically do to not give up? He's probably well into his university year. Everyone has already made their friendships, and are probably not looking for more. What's OP supposed to do?

As started above: Free time activities are often organized in the ecosystem of universities. Those are a good place to start looking.

>Those are a good place to start looking.
Not when it's halfway into the year, and OP has no hobbies he's probably interested in

>Everyone has already made their friendships, and are probably not looking for more. What's OP supposed to do?
You don't know this stupid faggot. What's the alternative? Sit and bitch on r9k? I've made friends late in the year, it doesn't matter. Stop being a pussy OP

>Going to social gatherings where people don't want to make friends but instead stay with their group sucks
Bit of a dilemma there: it's nice to meet new people, but the effort to do so is tremendous and sometimes not worth it.
>Giving up on social life however shouldn't be the answer
Heavens no, but I wouldn't have deemed the average partygoing regular as someone I'd have enough in common with to form a meaningful social relationship with. Luckily I do have a small circle that I can (regularly) commiserate with.

Anyone can try random stuff. How can you know that you don't like things if you don't try in the first place?

>in my room alone knowing I'll never experience what they experience.
Is god conna smite you if you're vulnerable enough to introduce yourself to them?

I'm not OP
I've tried to make friends late in university, but no one wanted anything to do with me. I can't say I even blame them. Who would want to go out of their way to introduce a new person to their friendship group, when that person has literal Aspergers and is annoying as shit and brings nothing of value?

no nigger. I am a media production major at a small 4 year university in south-midwest region. I am a junior classification and I am enrolling in summer workshops which means I will be classified as senior by fall semester 2022. I am set to graduate in spring 2023. I lived in on-campus dorms that smelled like feet and sewage (we are a severly underfunded uni, cheapest tuition in the state) from my freshman-sophomore year. I had a friend who got tired of his casino job and decided to go to uni, so him and I and one other person got an apartment near campus. I have a bitch who I fuck regularly, so nothing I said is a lie. Cope nigger.

I don't wanna embarras myself by being bad at something

you're a normalfag? why are you even coming to this board

you should be out partying with your faggy friends

That's retarded. Everyone is bad at things at first.

>you should be out partying with your faggy friends
Me and my friends could easily beat your ass into a coma. I don't think you want to be calling any of us "faggy". Especially since you're probably severely autistic, and have like zero fucking muscle or even pain tolerance

I don't party nigger. I seriously am drinking a bottle of 99 Whipped by myself (mix it with Fanta orange it tastes like orange dreamscicle.) this is the first time I've ever posted on this board and I wanted to tell you how much of a fucking loser faggot you are.

Not always. Some people are just inherently talented at certain things

>I don't party nigger. I seriously am drinking a b
hey nigger he was talking to me, but im seriously down to dirnk with you and your buffed up not faggot friends. Drink of choice?

Ok, a negligible percentage of humans are inherently good at some things. The overwhelming majority of people need to practice to reach some sort of skill.

Regardless, I still don't want to be seen being bad at things. I don't take humiliation well at all

>Drink of choice?
Your blood