TONIGHT from Minneapolis, Minnesota
>Darby Allin vs Brody King in a Coffin Match
>Ricky Starks vs Aaron Solo
>FTR returns!
>Jade Cargill(c) vs Madison Rayne for the TBS Championship
>Andrade El Idolo & Rush vs Lucha Brothers
>Jon Moxley(c) vs Chris Jericho for the AEW Interim World Championship
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Madison Rayne feels completely out of place anywhere outside of Impact.
>mogs your trios
Who the fuck is Madison Rayne??
DO NOT look up kiera hogan on IG she is looking busted on her last post
Literally don't know who they are mate
>Parker vs OC
ngl lads I'm actually hype for this
Adult women who wear Tiaras cannot be trusted
who is this old lady why is she getting a title match what’s the story
who is madison rayne??
Jade is pure fucking dimes for my dick
an old TNA diva, one of the bad ones
I would let Jade walk me like a dog on a leash completely naked everywhere she goes just for the monthly pity handjob.
I hope they rehearsed this match before the show
>mfw Billy GOAT and Aussie Open are in the trios tournamnet
The Wall goes over again
I want Jade to break my neck
Kiara's ass is hilariously big
>Adult women cannot be trusted
FTFY
>jade uses bbc
>its super effective
>Im a dronie pls help
i was raped
DCxDynamite is gonna be fucking kino
She's always been an ugly nigger with a thick juicy ass. I'd rape her and nothing more.
A diva from TNA. From what I gathered not complete ass but definately a product of her timde
Jade’s thighs aren’t as defined as they used to be.
What happened to the Athena feud
she's a new trainer that has had experience in other feds. It's an open challenge belt so she called for a match. She most likely won't be doing all that much as a performer in terms of opportunities so they'll use her in ring TV debut to get it out of the way.
Just Tiny Khan padded his Shitter version of Femberg's win streak.
Sergio Forlan is looking rough
>zoomer trannies don't know who Madison is
>Former PVW Vixens Champ
>5-Time Goddess Award Winner in PuroPro
>Tag Team Champion in TT&A
>Former WWWF Secretary
bro she has history
There has never been a woman wrestler with a better look than Jade. Ever.
You right my bad
hobbs throwing the tv was based
You guys think Jade dyed her pubes white?
WV here, based JR isn't lying.
God I want Futa jade to dom me like that one Western style Dojin with the surpisingly well draw black futa plowing a tiny dicked white guy
Who’s gonna be the one to beat Jade Cargill bros?
this
Alright time for the Challenge, bye AEW
Statlander
Nothing. It just takes forever
>Jade hits a spear
She's ready.
Send in Charlotte.
Jade looks like a man and Chyna did it better
Jade got to be on the juice.
Agreed.
I watched the NJPW event they held there and it looked like a school gym. It's weird what a difference production crews make.
For me, its the bacon egg n cheese. JR is right.
well I'm embarrassed to admit I got worked by a woman's makeup (again)
That spear had some heat on it.
Based Jade
people in the crowd are leaving in DRONES
I say nigger every day but in a cool and non-racist way.
Probably some new chick from Stardom.
>ywn be forcefully smooched by Jade
Why live?
The difference here is that Jade looks like a Champion.
Madison just looks like she takes pilates classes and goes to a book club with her momfriends every week.
>woman does 5 pushups
stunning and brave
Wheres my Minotaurbros at?
>American "Biscuits"
Depends on what you consider a good look. If you mean looking like a convincing bad amazon bitch few come close. Maybe Chyna?
I can't name anyone better so I agree. Total package
>The difference here is that Jade looks like a Champion.
>Madison just looks like she takes pilates classes and goes to a book club with her momfriends every week.
>old
She's only 36.
Based and Cum Town-pilled
She became a pretty good wrestler. Started as an ugly no dimes shitter but slowly learned how to work and cut a promo and after years of hard work she's finally in the main event scene
why are the gamethreads so slow lately? aew dyin?
Her real hair isn't white. It's a wig bro.
>you'll never slap Jades pussy
Chyna had a better look but Jade is an undisputed second with potential to mog Chyna with enough dedication.
Go suck a crumpet, faggot
Yeah she truly is the smartest retard
Black Chyna
the basketball thing is cringe
if only she was Caucasian
i never actually watched this black girl before
shes fucking weak, bros
struggling to press a woman and doing shitty arched-back pushups
why is this negress hyped up again?
Where's Riho
Unironically she has disappeared
go bake a bread pie and slather it in pea water
Am I gay for being completely aroused by this
The crazy thing is she has lots of muscles yet she looks feminine
>that spread eagle view
Tony killed off Joshis when Kenny got hurt. Its the Rosa, Britt, Jade show now.
japan i think
The spider came back. It ran out next to me while I was just laying on my bed and scared the shit out of me. I got it in a glass and took it outside and made it do an assisted tope con hilo into a bush. Please tell me what I missed in the past 10 minutes.
Doesn't look a day over 46
Shes a multi-time tna knockouts champ take that as you will. She was always the jannetty to velvet sky and angelina love.
half of the anons defected to WWE
all it took was Vince retiring
You could do worse
I say nigger every day but in a cool and racist way.
thats fucking ancient for a white woman, and for a woman who had an entire career built on being a low quality (attainable) cum-sleeve its well beyond her expiration date
Omega popped a hole in her and she deflated. He needs a new blow-up doll.
damn this boomer jobber sucks
Shut up you little yt boi bitch lmao
Komichiwa, Riho is a confirmed antidraw
I want to fuck a black woman bro
turns out it was an Orphan scenario and she's really a 65-year old Estonian serial killer-cum-prostitute
lol this is their coach?
Madison being treated better than Deonna was.
Yep. Pretty much. I hope she goes undefeated for like 5 years
Cult of cucknette needs to go away
Factually untrue
women's match, so nothing
What a weird cope
You should really reconsider the racist part. You don't want to get canceled, do ya?
Madison making Jade look like dimes by being complete shit
It's a shame more women's bodybuilders don't get into wrestling. They could draw dimes and run the whole division forever.
blonde madison makes my pp hard
I know exactly the one you're on about.
Anasheya
Patrician taste.
Your biscuits are called cookies over here. Our biscuits are fluffier, less sweet scones. Mostly a Southern and Midwestern thing cos yankees have to eat Jewish bagels and I don't care what they eat out west.
You have never attained any woman.
She's not Cornette approved so she's banned from TV in nu-AEW.
Tony is retarded
That shit was horrible, fire Madison
Deonna is a fat loser
JOBBED
>TWO THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED CALORIES
Neither of those pump kicks came anywhere close
Wasn't a complete abortion of a match though
Based Spider doing the Three Faces of Foley Royal Rumble spots, she'll be back
KIERA HOGANS BARE ASS CHEEKS
STEP ON ME MOMMY
The only champ booked like a champ.
Ibushi is the Bucks partner not Kenny. The clues are all there.
Americans.
I bet having sex with one of them feels like fucking a surf board
She actually looks nice and rapeable in this image.
athena sucks brother
Ok now its horrible
JADECHADS
ANOTHER W!
I'm still focused on the sodium
I wanna race mix now
so many blacks…
Is that Tyler Reks
Remember when Athena threw a fit about dressing sexy?
JR sucks so much
fuark need to breed riho NOW
I'd fuck tubby Athena
I want to chew on Athena's love handles
jade is great but that match was garbo
Nvm. They ruined it.
She's younger than Serena Deeb and Mercedes Martinez and she looks it. Also younger than Nyla Rose FWIW.
She's the same age as Thunder Rosa.
>wants to be called the 'shenom'
legitimately where is the comparison
???
I can't help it bro I just really fucking hate niggers.
:D
TONI :)
>That was Athena, she was disguised as a Baddie
Which she clearly isn't lol
"Athena" is a dumpy ugly bitch. Jade is an angel. Jade honestly looks like some kind of ubermensch from the future.
>Athena is getting fatter
Toni belly, very nice.
Sandbagger with a fake as hell smile
Rosa is worst promo
Ibushi still can't lift weights plus taking time for his suicidal mother. Not to mention in a huge contract fight with njpw
>stat injured
has she gotten her ass back that she had in japan/nxt
What's the actual sauce?
They gotta keep Thunder Rosa away from the microphone
>Kris Statlander injured
Oh no, plebbit can't be happy about that.
Toni Storm is absolutely winning, because otherwise she's going back to the E.
Toni has a great tummy
BEARDHAUSEN!?
BEARDHOUSEN BROS
i think she is trying to have an accent
Deonna wasn't under contract to AEW. Madison is.
>Thunder Rosa
BEARDHAUSEN
Jade's name should be Athena. She should be called Athena Jade.
>eurocucks can't appreciate a light refreshment on a hot summer day
sucks to suck
anyone remember when ember moon tweeted about her underwear being dirty cause she was out chere workin?
Too thicc
Horrendous card
Sweet, Redbeard is back
Bro get Rosa off the fucking Mic
Tay Melo? That's not her name.
>HOLY HECKIN BEARDHAUSEN
When she get so pudgy?
She use to be in pretty good shape in wwe.
>Sonny Kiss
PARKER? SHEEEEEEEEEEESH
Tay vs Skye Blue
>sonny kiss
based or cringe
INTERPOL on the search for a 62-year old Estonian serial killer-cum-prostitute
>HOOK more over than Danielson
>Parker Boudreaux vs Sonny Kiss
Jesus christ hahahahaha
mmm pudge
when she returned to nxt with the biker gimmick
>too thicc
I know.
>porker vs sonny
And into my DICK
Jesus put Bryan Danielson on Rampage which will also have Sunny Kiss and Sammy/Tay. He needs to come back to the WWE.
>a light refreshment
>Parker vs black bussy
the memes write themselves
>/aspw/'s guy gets paired up with a Gay Dude
Why does thia ALWAYS Happen?
KWAB
KENNY SOON KENNYBROS
Why won't he show nipples?
>Tay using her maiden name, not Guevara
Sammybros...
Queer
>Parker vs. Sonny Kiss
Lmao
bryan vs garcia 2 out of 3 falls
KINO
>Tay Melo
>not Tay Guevara
KWAB
Why not Tay Guevara? Does that somehow not make sense to TK?
>toni match next week
yay :)
Almost unrecognizable
Excrement Fucked up! He fucked Up, He Fucked up!
HOOK is more over than anyone besides maube Sting
I hope they carny everyone with the Bucks partner and it's either Cutler or Takeshita.
>Into
This shit is about to be a clusterfuck
>main event this early
big return to close out the show
Why the fuck is she caled Tay Melo now?
Not even Guevara but changed her name from Conti to Melo for no reason lol
>"I'M GONNA PROTECT YOU"
>runs from Simba who merely wishes to hug this man
wtf
Why is Tony even trying to pretend the mystery partner could be anyone but Kenny? It's not like he's signing Marty Scurll
How many matches did they just announce for Rampage? Every segment is gonna be going at lightning speed to fit in an hour.
>Tony
>You'll get regret missing tonights show
>No Kenny
>I got worked didn't I
Excalibur fucks up a lot lately.
Shame about the tats.
She's so hot it hurts me bros
I'm so fucking tired of Thunder Rosa
>introducing Sammy Guevara-Conti
please let this happen
You're talking about the retard that throws "Trustbusters" out there like anybody knows who the fuck they are.
>tay used her ex-husbands surname but not sammy's
>carny
>Cutler
>Takeshita
Kek
she is great
Believe anything Tiny Khan hypes up
bruh
shame she has no ass
what did he say, i'm watching the spic version
Juice Robinson is a lucky man
Is this Tony D'Angelo?
>"we can't just stick everyone on TV we only have 3 hours"
>give TV time to Harland, Sonny Kiss, 205 rejects and some bitch named Kylinn King
Mixed tag and Brock's match will be 1 minute squashes
nice post fellow redditor
LMAO this is what ppl pay for?? Holy shit you can find this kind of crap on YouTube for free. Pathetic
I was tired of her before she became champ
Yes
shut up nerd
conti was her first husbands name
If Bucks wanted a real surprise they'd have Ibushi appear
>sonny kiss
I regret saying earlier that Sonny Kiss might be employed but Tony keeps him off the air
So the plan is, stack the fuck out of dynamite while rampage will be the show that showcases talent that aren't ready for a live show.
Lionheart bros lets get some ‘meows’ in the chat
His shoulder is KWAB'd sadly
Giving Moxley Plumbing and JeriBalding 30 mins... This is going to be a dumpster Fire.
Sports Entertainment time!
LIONSHART CHRIS JERIBLOAT
Remember Stryper?
based entrance
rawr XD :3
based lionheart
WHITE ZOMBIE
not my heckin songerino
Was at battle of the belts 3 live and everyone during dark was chanting for Sonny
Justin Roberts asked the crowd if they wanted to see Sonny and everyone popped
Then he said the people in back are always listening
Main Event already?
CM PUNK RETURNING!!!!!
kek none of this makes any sense. Sammy and Tay are retards.
Melo is a much better name than Conti though
HOLY BASED LIONHEART
Based Jericho keeping us sports entertained
Lionheart more like lying...fart.
He needs to keep this looks permanently
You right. Stupid name for a stable.
Jericho is winning
i don't want to sound like a zoomer i'm so sorry but what the fuck is this jerichos song it's kino
HOLY BASED LIONHEART
BASED
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Exactly what I was thinking
GIVE JERICHO YOUR RAWRS BROS
>Wild Thing
Wouldn't be surprised
But this feels like it's a Jericho move to show he can still "Go" in a Long Match.
jericho is WINNIN.G.
Wild Thing will never not be the gayest theme ever
This is the youngest jericho has looked in forever
Why didn't Jericho wear a top-tied ponytail like WCW?
WILD THONG
>MOX
>[BCC]
mox is a channel 4 lad bruv
He looks like Mickey Rourke's character in the Wrestler.
I WANNA KNOW FOR SURE
>Ralphus returns and helps Jericho win the title again
Not sure if we deserve it
WILD THONG
he cant be lionheart with those garbage tattoos
Electric Head Pt 2 by White Zombie
lets go plumber mox
THE MEME CAME TRUE!
Wild thing better play 4x