Who is the Janetty?
Who is the Janetty?
Poseidon will forever be Janetty to Zeus, the rest of the stable are irrelevant
Hermes had a great career after leaving the fed and joining the Egyptian promotion. Artemis also had a pretty good run elsewhere. Hephaestus was a jobber for life. I get why they never pushed Apollo since you can never trust these guys who arrive from different promotions.
all of them to big match YAHWEH
>Yahweh
Fuck off kike
Apparently he was the main star of the older Pelasgic territories era tho
Apollo got sidelined in the card by newer guys who sold the solar god gimmick better (Mithra, Sol Invictus, even Christ, the biggest draw ever in some form). He's basically the Pillman of the Austins
Heraetty.
Only known for getting cheated on and being a dick to Heracles
Heraetty because shes redudant thanks to Hestia and Aphrodite
She was a monster heel who put Aeneas over clean though. Great underappreciated worker.
>multiple gimmicks
>all so over some hardcores think it isnt the same guy
based YAHWEH keeping kayfabe
She was a great heel general manager tho, a true heat machine. Singlehandely made Heracles the giga dimes he became.
>a fucking HEARTH
hestia is the ambrose
>Demeter
Probably her because literally who?
Obvious Hades since he isn't even on the list despite being billed as one of the top guys.
They all do the J.O.B to The Seal of the Prophets, Muhammed (PBUH)
She was mega over with that eleusine mystery angle with her daughter and Hades as the creepy heel staler. But it was so complex few people even remember it nowadays
based mo 92'd the greeks and persians, /his/ still has fits over it to this day.
Demeteretty was even janetteyed by her own raped bitch daughter. Total nobody.
Jews can't use that word.
>1 giga dimes angle
>Nothing else that drew, ever
Meh, she's not the Janetty but she's not a money drawing act either
All of them are eternal janetty’s to Jesus Christ, the Only Begotten Son of God, our Heavenly Father, who is our Lord, Savior, and King. Praise be upon His Holy Name from everlasting to everlasting. Amen.
Zeus, Poseidon, Hades is the rare Triple Michaels.
Some people might say Zeus was the Michaels, but the real ones know that the Athena and Apollo tag team was the real main event.
Based AOM enjoyer.