Give your mom a hug and ask what color her panties are today, then post results.
Give your mom a hug and ask what color her panties are today, then post results
Haha. I don't even know where she lives
>tfw mom refused to give birthday sex
i kinda want a milf like this to make her do lewd buttstuff with me
looked at me weird, then told me 'grey, why do you ask'?
Last time you guys wanted to slap my mom on her ass and now you want me to ask her what panties she's wearing
was easy for me to do it go for it, user
My dad punched me the last time I tried to do something like that to my mom, and then my mom proceeded to have sex with him right there after the punch in front of me. Was very disturbing to say the least.
I would never speak to them again if that happened to me
white panties, today she was wearing white pants so no need to ask.
what if she isn't wearing any
>what if she isn't wearing any
That would be based
don't get too excited, user we were in the hot tub
but yes; hot tubs are based. i recommend you all get one eventually
No hot tub but I hope to be in the pool with my aunt this summer
>don't get too excited,
>we were in the hot tub
God, tell us more.
awesome :) Im assuming your motives will be more pervy than mine lol
it's relaxing; im single so I live with her and we're like roomates
>Im assuming your motives will be more pervy than mine lol
You'd be right. I can't stop complimenting her as it is
I'm a fucking menace lol
heh, kind of cute
it helps that we're both females tho
>it helps that we're both females tho
Yeah. The only reason I get away with what I say is because I'm the nice guy, "cute" and nephew-zoned
aww, i can't tell if that's good or bad lol
Good or bad how?
-zoned usually isnt great? idk lol
Yeah it blows. Is what it is though
I enjoy spending time with her very much anyway
same! it's quality time