Femcel here. why do no robots fit my requirements?

femcel here. why do no robots fit my requirements?
>cant go on 50/50 dates (one of us has to pay fully)
>heavily into monogamy
>guy who doesnt watch porn
>has to have same interests as me
>dont be hypocritical on men/women problems
>someone who is funny
>someone who will have fun with me and do dumb stuff like troll people together
>dont be condescending
>cool trait like long neck or cool collarbones

its really funny how you all say that a guy has to be chad or 6 foot tall but this is all I want. i'm not even asking for that much.

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I fit alot of those requirements, but I hate women

>cant go on 50/50 dates (one of us has to pay fully)
But we alternate who's paying, right? I pay this time, you pay next time.

i'm all of those except instead of a cool trait like a long neck or cool collarbones i have blue eyes, a cleft chin and a small penis.

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> guy who doesn't watch porn

You can't just wipe out like 90% of the male population and wonder what happened

>cant go on 50/50 dates (one of us has to pay fully)
This is a personal turnoff. Can't speak for the rest.
But paying for the first date entirely just because fembotname is a girl sounds quite stupid.
Essentially that's me giving money away to somebody who'll likely dump me.

>monogamy
>noporn but not nofap
>funny
>like trolling people
>long neck + prominent collar bones

I'm a male who doesn't watch porn but I already have a girlfriend.

I'm a male who doesn't watch porn, but I also have a low libido. I hope OP doesn't like sex, because I don't like it either.

I'm a male who doesn't watch porn, but im gay and dont like women

i would not go anywhere fucking near a self-described "femcel." you may as well be wearing a neon sign on you that says "CRAZY CUNT" for all that's worth. for the record i don't watch porn either but i would never go out of my way to appease or make concessions to the type of wretched whores that prowl around here.

>>guy who doesnt watch porn
I can quit porn but if I'm single, I don't see why I shouldn't watch porn.

>I can quit porn but if I'm single, I don't see why I shouldn't watch porn.
But user, if a man watches porn even when single, it's awful.
Now when a woman is single, she's free to fuck 30 guys in less than a year and you better not complain about it.

Sorry larper but I'm fat.

You browse r9k which is basically a porn site. Opinion discarded.

I see the porn, but I don't go inside the porn threads, and I don't masturbate. I will leave Any Forums as soon as I have a girl who's interested in me, even before we officially become bf and gf.

What you dont seem to understand if that this is asking for a lot. Especially when you dont bring shit to the table and seem to think men and women are equal when we arent. But by all.means go ahead and have your retarded standards. Buy a dog or cat and die alone. Society ain't stopping you anymore men arent caring anymore you women got what you fought for and deserve. So enjoy.

>>dont be hypocritical on men/women problems
Meaning?

>>someone who will have fun with me and do dumb stuff like troll people together
who have you trolled? what jokes did you make at their expense?

I'm a guy who doesn't watch porn but what the fuck are you doing looking for robots?

>doesnt watch porn
I get not wanting to be with a coomer but at the same time you can't be so insecure that a woman on a screen threatens you. My portrait monitor has anime titties on it because I'm a man. Wife doesn't care.
>has to have same interests as me
Maybe someday the human race will have flash cloning tech and you can go lesbian.