Fembots what would you do if you accidentally summoned an incubus

fembots what would you do if you accidentally summoned an incubus

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i want to learn how to talk to guys in exchange for touching its man thing

You can just talk to me instead

Fuck him. Why else would I summon incubus? They say incubus sex is unforgettable, a blacked of of our ancestors.

what kind of things do guys like to talk about?
should i get into football and stuff?

depends on if you mean irl guys or guys online. guys online are mostly into vidya and anime.

Depends on where you meet the guy from? I study at a university and it seems politics is a common topic. Football is also a good bet. Many guys like football, including me. Don't bother going in-depth about football though. You just need to know the results, team rivalries, and famous players. No one is gonna talk to you about tactics unless you're talking to me.

>guy likes you or thinks he could like you
you can talk about literally anything and he will be into it
>guy is neutral
talk about things he likes or complain about things he dislikes. sports is great for normies but it will depend on the person. other good bets are nerd shit like video games and the roman empire, politics if you agree over them, behavior of people you have noticed,
>guy dislikes you
do not talk to him and he will seethe with rage or begin mentally mocking you as soon as you open your mouth

feel free to save this handy guide

>the roman empire
yup

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>what kind of things do guys like to talk about?
Computer programming

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tysm guys
i like when guys talk about stuff they like for ages it's kinda cute
ill try and get into more guy stuff
at least i can maybe hold a conversation that way haha

As I said, you can talk to me already, cuz I'm lonely anyway :DDD. You don't need to get into guy's stuff on your own.

I would ask him to clean my apartment and do the grocery shopping

>no interest in sports, don't fit in with normies
>no interest in vidya, don't fit in with nerds
It's over

LEAVE HER ALONE SHE'S JUST NOT INTO YOU FREAK, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FUCKIN PERVERT OR SOMETHING THAT CAN'T GET THE HINT?
i'm sorry he keeps replying to you ma'am if you would like to talk about how awful he is i'm always available

can i do that for you? i love grocery shopping

Lose my virginity, then ask him to kill me after I put on my clothes.

what if the incubus was also a virgin

>I have tried to call a succubus for years
>Made chicken sacrifices, even used my own blood
>Some hoe get an incubus by accident
Why is life so easy for women? They don't even have to ask for a relationship while we are trapped in isolation.

Source?

Originalnaothanks

First off. I would be rejoiced that I finally managed to break past veil of this world. Possibly wonder if I had gone insane or if this is a dream.
Past that.
lol nooblord
Hey, maybe I actually did manage to attract incubus. First thing he went off to do was to terrorize my husband. You know how guys are. You sort of have to be schizo to take full benefit from it all I guess.

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is this a devil deal scenario?
i would demand he marry me and stay with me and raise our children until i die of old age in exchange for whatever he wants i guess

or else politely send him away

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