What is your preferred melee weapon, user?

What is your preferred melee weapon, user?

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Whatever that short sword compliment to the katana is

A sturdy wooden stick I found near an apartment garbage dumpster in late 2016.

i am a chainsaw guy

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Baseball bat

moose femur

my cut-throat britva what else

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You just posted it
but they were so good because they could take down armored opponents.
in modern times people obviously don't wear plate armor, so a sword would be more effective.
regardless, don't ever bring a sword to a gun fight.

This is my preferred melee weapon, and I've had to use it a few times.

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>don't ever bring a sword to a gun fight.
yeah even a laser sword? dumbass

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My sharp tongue

A spear

The halberd is the best. Hook to drag noblemen off their horses, axe for chopping through flesh, spearpoint for piercing armor, and the best reach possible. It's perfect.

That said, in the modern day the only practical option is the knife; nothing else is worth the weight with how unlikely it is that you'll use it.

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The meme

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>Piercing
>Armor
I cachinate.

Power fist

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>Implying
A thrust of a sufficiently strong piece of steel is the best way to beat chain in the joints. Yes I will pierce your armpit nobleman, and yes I will enjoy watching you die of fever.

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git gud virgin

Explosive Gameboy Color

best gif I could find of one deflecting bullets, senor turboautist

Simple two handed axes do it for me. I can't find a game with satisfying warrior combat, other than Fury Warrior WoW

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