Could you be angry if your pet snake looks at you like this?

Could you be angry if your pet snake looks at you like this?

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That your hand op?

Show butthole.

yes that's my hand and why would you wanna see my butthole?

I am attracted to men and butts. I feel you would have a cute pink butthole. I am literally a woman.

Just do it.

Actually, what are the chances you'll put the snake half-way inside your butt? Then slowly push it out.

user pls

I have a hairy ass so it would likely not look cute and I am quite masculine. No femboy or other fagstuff.
Kek. She'd get angry and she wouldn't deserve this treatment because she's the kindest snake I know

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>I have a hairy ass so it would likely not look cute and I am quite masculine. No femboy or other fagstuff.
you've not seen his hairy bear butt musk thread

I like hairy-butts, too. Please show your anus.

>compassionate man
;__; how kawaii. Please show ass. You can even use ms-paint to block out the butthole so you don't get yeeted off the board.

Damn. Now I want to make a gay dungeon rape manga comic, where some cute guy gets captured and raped, and at some point a snake finds solace in slithering up his anus backwards with its head stuck out of the hole, to keep itself warm.

we really are on the hell timeline, aren't we?

The West's degenerate agenda is winning.

are you sure this doesn't turn you on? Like at all?

You've seriously never thought about shoving your pet snake up your ass? Covering its mouth, of course, to keep it from biting you.
The way it would wiggle and squirm inside you, frantically... The absolute pleasure you would feel.

Not at all, no. I've got different fucked up fetishes but this isn't one of them

>People doing what they want and enjoying themselves is a plot by the Jewish elders
Fuck off, idiot. You're free to go east and live in your slav paradise of earning $3 a day and corrupt police fining you for looking at them the wrong way. Just fucking go already.

Could you give us some details?

I used to have a boa and he was a very sweet boy. Pic related is when I first got him. Snakes are great. I love that they are quiet and slow moving. Other animals give me anxiety.

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Hi CIA/MI6-bot. How are you? You are quite defensive, aren't you? :^) The police in the West are worse. The West is sanctioning and framing other nations for geopolitical reasons. You already knew that, didn't you?

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Cute boa user. What happened to him ('cus you said used to have)? I love Boas because they seem to have the best eyesight and don't rely on heat sensing like other snakes, which makes them more curious to look around

Why are snake owners always fucked up sadists?

Everyone says men are horny

So why isn't OP showing ass?

Or feet? At least?

He had grown a lot and was pretty big and strong. I had to live with a friend for a few months who had a mice problem and obviously that bothered my boa a lot. But even after I moved into my new house he was still very aggressive and had a consistent feeding response when around me. So I couldn't hold my buddy anymore and didnt have the time to give him the attention he needed. So I gave him to a friend who is more experienced with snakes. He is still alive and doing better now. Honestly got kinda scared of him and thats why he is now permanently my friend's pet. If I ever get another snake i wont get one that gets so big. I have some experience with hog noses and may get one in the future.

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>she's the kindest snake I know
How many snakes do you know?