Dear zoomers:
I'm a 40 year old boomer so I'm too old to be drafted. But you zoomers have a duty to serve your country by going off to fight against the Russians to protect Ukraine. Many of you will die, those who survive will come home permanently maimed mentally or physically.
But here's the upside: girls are exempt from the draft. So all the cute little zoomer girls will still be here safe at home while you are off at war. They will be scared and lonely and will be looking for a strong older man to take care of them, and don't worry zoomer, I and my fellow oldfags will be there for those cute little zoomer girls.
When you zoomers are crouched in dirty, frozen Crimean trench, hearing the cries of your battle buddies as the Russian bullets rip them apart, I want you to remember that at that same moment I will be defiling your crush's sweet little zoomer pussy and anus.
Let that motivate you to be one of the few to somehow survive the war and make it home. Your sweet little crush will be here ready for you; but she will be older and fatter and her formerly tight, pink little pussy will be a loose, worn out pile of roast beef.
You're all welcome.
Zoomers to be DRAFTED
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>I'm a 40 year old
ye mate sorry you won't be exempt from the draft
ukraine banned all men aged 18-60 from leaving the country
you still got 20 fighting years left in you
>ukraine banned all men aged 18-60 from leaving the country
that was ukraine
when invading a foreign country, they're not going to send boomers in. at least not for the first few years
to dodge the draft, you merely have to poop your pants. stop using a toilet. jf they call you in for service, go in and shit your pants. say "oops i couldn't help it"
do it again
keep doing it
piss your pants too
you'll be declared incontinent and then discharged medically
military.com
>Medical Conditions That Can Keep You from Joining the Military
>(2) Anal or rectal polyp, prolapse, stricture or incontinence.
>...
>Urinary System
>c. Enuresis or incontinence of urine beyond age 12.
sure whatever
but the odds of this turning into a world war with a draft in every nato country are rather slim
and IF nato ever does get involved it'll inevitably just turn into a nuclear war
then we'll all be dead and there won't be any zoomer pussy for any of us
>there won't be any zoomer pussy for any of us
there will be for me, since i'm taking the incontinencepill: over
there won't as you and all the zoomer pussy will be incarcerated due to the plethora of nukes dropped on your cranium
why the fuck would we get drafted? their military is bigger than ours, but it's not like we'd be going alone considering its fucking nato. We naturally outnumber them like crazy.
>why the fuck would we get drafted
>We naturally outnumber them like crazy.
you do realize that China would be on Russia's side, right champ?
Imagine being 40 years old and still posting here
What makes you think that the EU and the NATO are cohesive units? There are many conflicts that could arise if they're no longer being suppressed.
>croatia and serbia
>hungary and romania
>serbia and kosovo
>turkey and greece
Reality is much more complicated than a textbook and stats, there's no real grand alliance. A lot of countries didn't want to cancel russia from swift, but were only forced to do so because of peer pressure.
I already served in afghanistan did my time and got medically discharged if anything you'll be going you fat boomer have fun lol
>got medically discharged
how?
If it came to it, I would fight. I have nothing else to live for. It would give my life meaning.
>It would give my life meaning.
yes goy, fight on the wrong side of a war and die for jewish supremacy
it will give your life meaning
goyim were created only to serve the jews after all
No one, and I repeat, no one, not a soul, not a single breathing thing in the west is going to voluntarily fight. Not even the majority of our standing military.
They had to trap their male citizens in that country by martial law and force them to die.
40 is still young enough mate, most Western countries go up at least to 55.
The draft is so unpopular that it's likely to cause a civil war if it actually happens. Many politicians know this and are trying their best to not even get involved. Look how they're just going on about sanctions which everyone says is useless but it will cause some trouble for the Russians.
Also bait thread but got me to respond
For me it's gen a. Gen z are already too old
they'll just do a false flag pearl harbor type thing
then, you'll have to piss and shit yourself to avoid the draft: Ted Nugent:
>I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.
>Did nato just declare war on Russia?
No.
What a cringe fucking bullsghit source
So this is how humanity ends huh? See you on the other side brothers