On a few occasions as a kid my father would eat my food while i was in the other room or take it off my plate or from...

On a few occasions as a kid my father would eat my food while i was in the other room or take it off my plate or from my hands and then mock me saying "it's not your food it's mine" when he was having a bad day at work

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Sorry user.

He was teaching you that if you do not protect your things then they will be taken from you.

see you in 3 days frogshit

Wrong board, dipshit.

Facebook immigrants.
Fucking shit on ‘em.

>be me
>family get tex mex one evening
>"hey pops, pass the queso"
>"no can do anonarino, that'd be against the rules"
>"what?"
>"yeah because it's NACHOS, it's NACHO cheese user"
>"dad... why are you doing this to me"
>dad immediately stands up and disrobes
>starts waving his belt above his head like a madman
>"it's NACHO CHEESE user"
>he cracks the belt through the air and nails me in my right eye
>"ooooh bullseye, what, are you gonna cry son? you shouldve gotten something you were allowed to eat, heh heh"
jokes on him, I put him in a nursing home full of black orderlies/nurses.

My daddy beat my brother into an eating disorder because he wouldnt eat.

yeah mine would take money if I left it out and say that I should keep it safe, same thing

>be user's dad
>have raging alcoholism and raging money problems
>see that user left his piggy bank out
>steal from my son to satiate my alcoholism and raging money issues
>turn it into a teaching opportunity
father of the year.

I'm upper middle class and my father's side are teetotalers, but hey I'm sure you had fun

imagine getting this defensive about a joke

you have a good imagination reddit, can't be too much of a stretch for you

it really wasn't user, it took me like a minute

If you had a father, you wouldn't have had so much time to develop that imagination of yours, cause you would be busy working becoming a man.

I not only had a father, I had two dads.

boy, some kids have all the luck

yeah it was awesome but you know, when you get in trouble it's double spankings so

which of your dads' cocks is bigger?

black daddy's

the top

really pathetic

oh, you want some too??

No he's just mean

Was it that or the anal rape that turned you into a dumb frog poster?

I'm Trans btw.

This post just made me remember when I was around 10 or 11 and my dad came into the kitchen once while I was quietly enjoying a sandwich. He then just aggressively smears that shit all over my face, laughs his ass off and I got grounded for crying. lol
To this day, I have no idea why he did that. Never did anything like it before or after.