Keep wiping for 10+ minutes

>keep wiping for 10+ minutes
>still shit on the paper
>accept it and walk around with shitass all day
Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this

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You're not the only one brother. I'm seriously starting to think I need to get a bidet or some shit.

>wipe ass and ready to stand up
>drop another turd

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bidet should be standard in western homes. Toilet paper is literally pajeet tier.

>Uses toilet paper to wipe his ass instead of washing his ass with water.
Fksake you guys are the same as pajeets except you don't shit on the street.

>Pro tip
Apply water my disgusting amerishart fren.

Just go in the shower and use soap and water

Just take a bath at that point dude

we have bidet, it's in the white house

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>he doesn't wet the paper for every other wipe
>he doesn't squirt hand wash onto paper every few wipes to sanitise his crakkk
Ngmi

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And have the shit float around in the water? No thank you

Doesn't use a bidet.

Fucking gross.

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How the fuck do you wet the paper? Do you just dip it in the bowl?

You don't wet the paper. You use a bidet on your lardass, fren.

Your butthole is swallowing that hand wash bro, I hope you don't put a lot on there.

just use wet wipes holy shit do moids really

I think that's an American thing.

Buy a bidet, or use wet wipes. You wouldn't just wipe at a stain on the counter with a dry rag until is was gone would you? Your ass is no different.

I don't accept it and wet the paper and wipe till it's clean.

I am a NEET though, I have the time.

that is fucking disgusting. makes me sick. I hate you. My ass is always clean, I use water.

When that happens, it means there's a little poopling sticking a little bit out of your butt. You need to either push harder to squeeze it out, or use your fingers and manually dig it out.

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I've had that problem of wiping not being enough, too, OP.
My solution - because I work from home most the time - is to take a shower. Yeah, dingleberry hunting and shit smears on your hand are gross. but at least they will not be a problem for your pants later.
Dial soap is good for disinfecting the area and the hands, btw. so no e-coli.

as to the "dude, bidet!" contigent - you cannot rely upon there being a bidet in your hotel room or your office if you have to leave the house. Also: bidets are redundant, if you are also due for a shower. And bidets spray poo all over the atmosphere in the bathroom and beyond. (remember why grandma's apartment always stank?)