ITT: List all of the phases you went through in life

>brony phase (13)
>xbox live scammer phase (13/14)
>fake weeaboo scum phase (14)
>actual weeaboo (14/15)
>edgy 15 year old who browsed r9k when depressed
>prison gay phase (15/16)
>simping over guys phase (16/17)
>simping over girls phase (17/18)
>audiophile phase (18/19)
>stimulant abuse phase (18/19)
>doxxing shit ton of fembots phase (19)
>gymcel and anorexia phase (19)
>cyborg and a stable love life phase (19)
>depressed COVID phase (20-22)
>WWIIII warrior phase?

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i want to kill myself phase (10 to present day)

The only phase I ever went through was when I became a yo-yo master in junior high and would bring my yo-yo to school because I thought it would impress people.

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vidya addict all day everyday 13-26
suicidal drugaddict 26-28

>Astronaut phase (6-11)
>Quantum physics phase (12)
>Runescape larper (12-13)
>First attraction to girls (14)
>Serial killer phase (14-15)
>Wannabe cult leader phase (15)
>tvtropes phase (15)
>Realizing I'm bisexual and jerking off to lucky pierre 5 times a day (15)
>Occupy wall street phase (15)
>Communist rebel phase (16)
>Got arrested for Communist rebel phase
>Nonbinary phase (16)
>Weeb phase (16)
>Anorexic/religious phase (16-17)
>Being a jerk to girls to try to get them to like me phase (17)
>Serious politics phase (17-18)
>Try to look like a preppy normie phase (18)
>alt right phase (19)
>get first gf and ruin it (19)
>tech bro phase (21)
>incel phase (22-24)
>get second gf phase (22)
>discord erp phase (23)
>get third gf phase (23-24)
>COVID shut in phase (24-present)
>turbo incel phase (24)
>sleeping with tons of girls phase (25)
>get third gf and it went badly
>become obsessed with boys phase (25-present)
>second nonbinary phase

>1-16 angry boy
>17-18 sad and angry boy
>18 - current sad lazy faggot

What bunch of zoomers
AAA -cough- -cough-

>fat phase 11
>goth-weeb phase 12
>get fit phase 14
>16 communist/patriot phase
>17 birth of a villain phase
>episode of well adjusted darkness, excess phase
>20 how am I still a virgin? phase
>21 bf-s psychosis phase
>22 my first husband (last)! !!! Yay
>big black hole of falling apart and rebuilding
>28 we need to expand phase
>29 defensive phase
>future phase, "where tha fuk am I?"
>post future "wish i was younger for this wasteland saga. irradiated corpse travels"

This life has been so small.

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NO ONE READS LET ALONE INTERACT IN THESE TYPE OF THREADS.
Not gonna waste my time on this.

What do you mean by the "birth of a villain" phase?

Are you a fembot or a gaybot?

same, it's all a circlejerk

the fact that you dumbasses go into phases means you never even tried to find a paradigm that fits into reality. you let yourself become outsmarted in your lack of conviction, and with each phase outsmarted each time

Each of my phases led me to greater understanding, what are you talking about?

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fuck mods & jannies

>popular flop account owner on instagram phase(12/13)
>pick me, edgy, giving people nword passes phase (13)
>watching play throughs without playing barely any vidya because poor phase(12-present day)
>trying hard and failing to be normie phase(14-15)
>extreme insecurity phase (14-present day)
>browsing r9k phase (14-present day)
>unironic femcel phase (14-16)
>friendless phase (15-present day)
>pothead/druggie phase (16)
>twitch watcher phase (16- present day)
>slightly anorexic phase (15-17)
>obsessed with online guys phase (15-17)
>no longer trying or caring with anything phase (17-current day)
am 18 now

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>0-10 happy phase
>10-17 Loner depression phase
>17-25 Incel university phase (also porn addiction)
>25-30 Incel wage slave phase (also porn addiction)
>30-34 Grilfriends phase (turns out woman SUCK)
>34-35 MGTOW phase. Nofap phase.
>35-37 Self employed shut-in phase (turns out people SUCK)

You are all faggots phase

>le smart kid vidya enjoyer phase (6-11)
>chess phase (9-14)
>atheistfedora thanks to porn phase (12-13)
>weeaboo shameless coomer phase (13-15)
>free software&linux phase (13-16)
>introduced to philosophy phase (14-15)
>i enter in deep weeb via 4chin xD phase (14-17)
>short wannabe marxist phase (15)
>nooooo you used to be le smart kid why are you neglecting school phase (15-present)
>depressed-to-religious conversion phase (15-17)
>fails uni phase (18-19)
>neet phase (19-present)
>lose the pleasure on former things and watch everyone else move along in their lives phase (19-20)
>comes back to weeaboo and 4chin phases to cope with covid depression phase (20-22)

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you've been logged and mogged

I have been a national socialist since age 13 (now 18).

>I am the greatest person to ever exist phase 5-10
>I hate everyone phase 11-17
>wtf am I doing with my life phase 18
>enlightenment phase 19
>secret mission phase 20-24
>second enlightenment phase 25

You wouldn't understand.

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>boring loser
>antisocial wow player
>highschool dropout
>NEET who browses Any Forums all day for years without posting

that's it