Be me, attractive but autistic femoid

>Be me, attractive but autistic femoid
>Wanna live the NEET life but can't cause parents won't let me
>Realize I can make ~300-400 dollars a day stripping
>Don't even have to take off my panties, much less have sex (YUCK)
>Only have to work 5 days to have disposable income and rent
Lol.

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TERRIBLE bait cast harder tranny

Leave this board but before you do, post some tiddies please.

I've been here since I was a wee underage 13 year old loli. 7 years later and it's still my favorite board. Here's some tits that may or may not be mine.

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damn i wish i was you. but if you're autistic, how are you stripping? you have to have social and dancing skills for it

I don't blame you. I blame your simps. There is no reason to buy a whore or nudes unless you are old or crippled. By all means, though. Enjoy your bux.

Would you like me to stroke to those tiddies? Also, timestamp more tiddy pics. I'll simp for you if you're hot enough

Please be my girlfriend. I'm not attractive but I have a high paying job so you can NEET away. You can even cheat on me as long as you don't tell me, just give me some hugs at night

if this is unironically a real post
don't go into stripping and degrade yourself
nobody will ever want to be with you if you do that

it's fine to post lewd pictures of yourself online under an anonymous handle or with people you trust, but don't whore yourself out in real-life. you'll be digging your own grave.

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You really don't need good social skills past the same small talk script you repeat over and over again on top of looking attentive. You also don't need to know how to dance at all to be one, I've seen some of the most clueless girls who barely even move on stage get hired.

I don't have sex so by definition I can't be a whore. But that's the best part, I don't even have to sell my soul through whoring to live nice. I've seen what the real deal does to people, it pays out the ass but it's not pretty.

Lol if you got the cash for it.
>He doesn't know r9k doesn't allow you to post timestamped pictures of yourself

My friend, this broad browses this shithole, has done since she was 13 apparently, she posted her tits just a few posts above and the date is from 2020 which could only imply that she's been posting herself for years, it's already over for her.

You're funny, what do you do for work anyways? You wouldn't have to worry about me cheating though. If I gave you my virginity it means I sorta like you XD

He thinks someone on this board cares for the gay ass rules besides the jannies

Past people feeling my boobs/butt literally nothing else goes on. I know girls who consider stripping "dirty" and somehow think themselves better even though they've run trains with every chad on the block. I'm waiting for the right guy when it comes to actual sex. In my mind I'm still pure enough. At least I definitely don't have to worry about STDs like the aforementioned.

If I posted timestamped nudes this thread would blow up and a jannie would DEFINITELY see it.

>bragging about being an attractive foid
tranny 100% confirmed

I don't have an inside out hotdog poopwound between my legs, thank you very much.

lol i would dump you for being a whore if i found you were an irl stripper zero self respect betafag can have the used goods

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Don't do that... don't give me hope. Well, I'm a software engineer. Do I stand a chance?

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This is a larp. The "good girl by day, stripper by night" doesn't exist, it's a very sleazy lifestyle and even if they start out innocent they always get sucked into cheap sex and drugs.

my parents dont care about me being a neet so i dont have to be a whore yay wahoooo!!!