Be dating guy for 6 months, living with him for 3

>be dating guy for 6 months, living with him for 3
>he told me he wanted to talk about something serious
>he said that living together for 3 months, he has never heard me fart
>told me if i can't feel comfortable farting around him, it means i'm hiding something
>told him i'm not hiding anything from him, i just don't feel like farting
>he called me a liar and broke up with me
what the hell? why are hot guys always weird like this!

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What shifty ass bitch doesn't blow hot wind out her ass?
Fuckin' reptile.

why do i have to do it next to him though

Because it's a perfectly normal natural thing.
For real though? I don't get the paranoid schizophrenia over you not farting, I probably wouldn't notice, I have enough farts of my own to laugh at.

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What if she can't? Psychologically there's a possibility she couldn't

poor guy
what the hell is wrong with you?

I would give her a dutch oven until she got over it.

i just didnt feel like farting idk why he got so mad about it

because youre obviously a freak!

no im not i just don't want to fart all over some guy that's creepy

No it's not, it's funny.
Seriously, sometimes I wake myself up in the middle of the night with a loud fart and then have trouble falling back asleep because I keep giggling into my pillow.

maybe you should buy a fart in a bottle online from some girl if you like sniffing farts so much, creep

you WILL fart and shit for your next bf, whore

You don't have to fart on him. You don't have to fart next to him. You don't have to fart in the same room as him.

You just have to prove that you're comfortable being yourself with him, that you're not going to hide anything from him. Next time you have a boyfriend and you have to fart, go into the next room and fart. But let him hear you fart, and don't pretend that it doesn't happen for you.

It's not a kink or obsession it's just a natural part of daily life that is also incredibly amusing.

>You don't have to fart in the same room as him.
that's what it seemed like he wanted. he never heard me fart and thought that it was weird. WTF

>Next time you have a boyfriend and you have to fart, go into the next room and fart
that's just drawing attention. why would i do that

I'm so fucking tired of these stupid threads.

kek good thread. Completely fucking pointless, but amusing, nonetheless

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Why do all white people smile like this? Crackabots please explain.

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that's not a smile. That's facial expression is one of disappointment/frustration.

No one smiles like that.

Because I don't want to smile but am socially obligated to smile in certain social situations

i would too

she's not white she's jewish

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