.. and this lads, is why I am single

.. and this lads, is why I am single.

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manchild dates an abusive woman, more news at 8.

>funko pops
he deserved it

Is Any Forums full of Redditors because the first 2 posts I saw when I came here were Reddit posts.

he should kill her

this right here is the quintessential demoralization post.
imagine, a reddit posting manbaby who owns funko has a girlfriend, and girls don't even give me the time of day.

Are these the new beanie babies of today? Why do people clutter their homes with these things. We need some sort of modern iconoclasm or bonfire if the vanities to rid people of this useless shit, shit is just fucking weird.

His gf then proceeded to get dicked by the black bull afterwards and then they both laugh as mr beta bux cleaned up her mess.

never thought about that but..fuck.. you're right. A fucking redditor had more pussy than most of this board

I don't know why they're popular, they're ugly as sin.

She deserves to get thrown off a roof like the property damaging whore she is.

le cheap ugly collectable plastic

anime figs are clearly superior

I've read that consumerism is related to depression, likely 'to fill the void'. But could also be just low IQ as a lot of funko collectors think their landfill will gain value over time.

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she did what any real friend would do

Because you collect Funko Pops?

That's also true. Even the nintoids or whatever they're called are way better looking then the popwhatever

Now that I think about it I may come more creepy to women as I am, anti consumerist with an appartment completely empty, than a guy collecting cringe ass funko pops and being passionate about them

my nendos are off limits
>Verification not required.

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She was just jealous of his sweet collection
Why can't w*men appreciate cool shit?

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Nothing wrong with being anti consumerist. I'd recommend to do some DIY stuff (woodwork, 3D printing, art, growing crystals or whatever) and add some low maintenance plants to decorate your apartment with. It looks good and has soul because you invested your own time and effort. And if you're ultra chad you craft your own furniture

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How can man child goofballs like this get a gf while I remain single forever?
I have quickly and harshly learned that this whole time I actually would have been a good boyfriend. Its just me and nobody ever would've known it because no one has ever given me a chance.
All the "just take a shower and be a good person, bro" shit convinced me that I was truly just garbage. I thought there mustve been a reason everyone ignores me and treats me like this. If the only advice people could give me was simple hygiene (which obviously I have always done) then I must be completely warped relative to everyone else. So I accepted this idea and it became a self fulfilling prophecy.
But I step into the world and I see that everyone is a bigger manchild than I ever could've dreamed of being even when I was jobless, smoking pot all day and doing nothing but shitposting.
I was hot and ready, but now I'm just bitter. This whole time I was telling myself that I was the problem, but these nonfunctional fucktards are a bigger trainwreck in the making than me. It was literally their poor judgment that made me spend my entire childhood and teenage years wondering what was so fucked up about me. Apparently my problem is that I landed on the planet of the man child and thought entertaining their bullshit was a good thing

Forgot to add: you can also buy things from second hand shops, which is most of the time cheaper

Can people please stop collecting so much useless stuff.
Whats the point in collecting?

holy mother cannoli based

What the hell man. Reddit funkopop collector can get a girlfriend but I can't. How can a world be so unjust. I don't know what to say. Speechless honestly. I should've already killed myself 10 years ago desu

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You guys make getting a girlfriend seem way harder than it actually is.