Humming and Hawwing while I Dom because I'm good like that Edition
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thread question:
>your type
>dom or sub
>non-optional: I have offered you my banana bread and you currently have 7 assassin's chasing you down this very minute because of this. What do you do?
previous thread:
Such as? I want to talk more deeply about the subjects, and grow in knowledge. Maybe have others psychoanalyze me
>your type
INTP
>dom or sub
don't really know. neither have been awakened. but i don't like complete control nor being controlled completely. i like options and mutual benefit and personal freedom of choice however that falls.
>non-optional: I have offered you my banana bread and you currently have 7 assassin's chasing you down this very minute because of this. What do you do?
i could use the banana bread as a weapon if i have it in my hands. poison it or leave it as bait assuming i knew how to. the best option would obviously be to throw it away and change clothes, hide, change appearance and pretend it never happened and go on the move. not after ripping a piece off and trying it of course. wouldn't want to leave any saliva DNA on it by taking a bite. food isn't worth dying over, i can't take on 7 people and i'm not about to get caught up in some shit over it. let alone just an offer of it.
>Should INFPs be taught how to love practically in the moment? Are they too caught up between the past and their mind?
I only just now realized i meant "live," not love. No wonder i didn't get but one on topic reply
>your type
istp
>dom or sub
i dont think firm power dynamics would be very emotionally fulfilling. it sorta predicates a 'take and let take' relationship, and if possible i would prefer a two way give.
>non-optional: I have offered you my banana bread and you currently have 7 assassin's chasing you down this very minute because of this. What do you do?
obviously allocate the discarded peels to the choke points in my home, and when each assassin slips, drive a stake into their brains, killing them instantly.
You can do that here. :3
I need this but with Fi
What job?
Wait, there's two of Prince?
>type
INTJ, numbers are 8w7 if that means anything.
>dom or sub
By far dom.
>the banana bread assassins
I make a cup of coffee to have with the bread as I grab my shotgun, handguns, and rifles and prepare a fight to the death over the baked good. Even if I do not like sweets very much, its sugary banananess is mine and mine alone.
>order food
>what did you get
>a sandwich
>what kind of sandwich
>roast beef
>and?
>and bread.
>....and?
>and that's it.
>....no sauce no veggies nothing?
>yup.
>just meat?
>just meat.
>ooookay....
>food arrives
>given my bag maybe 5 minutes after most everyone else is done eating
>apparently they just found it lying there by the door
>somebody clearly rifled through it then rifled through my order
>bag is fuck huge so clearly whoever did it moved all the items from that bag into other bags
>know who but check security footage
>dumbass asking me about my food earlier was the one to get the food
>spent a few minutes digging through the bag, pulls my order out, opens it, slams it back in the bag and just sort of lazily pushes it off the table
>shovels all the other food into the other bags
>their defense to HR was they were a vegan and couldn't allow it on ethical and moral grounds
>that order, including theirs, had meat in every single item
Alright, what the fuck.
>>your type
Istp
>>dom or sub
Dumb question
>>non-optional: I have offered you my banana bread and you currently have 7 assassin's chasing you down this very minute because of this. What do you do?
Looks like I'm fucked. I don't think throwing the banana bread away would get them off me. I also have no idea if they'll know who I am even after I try to change my identity or something. I'll have to be on guard at all times with whatever weapon I can get but clearly I'm going to fucking die
Also in this situation if I know that you offering me caused this I would murder you
Oh lord people like this exist and have jobs
>your type
INTP
>dom or sub
Neither. I hate people and I hate sexuality.
>Why do you think so? :3
Ne gives them more dumb crap to talk about which women like and if they don't give a crap it's even better
>Vegan works at a restaurant that sells meat
>Fucks with user's sandwich for no apparent reason, excuses it via veganism
>It wasn't even the only meat in the order
user is perplexed.
INTJ
>dom or sub
Total Dominant; it is the responsibility I must take. And besides, it's too fun to fantasise what despicable things I might demand of my underlings.
>non-optional: I have offered you my banana bread and you currently have 7 assassin's chasing you down this very minute because of this. What do you do?
You mistook the banana bread for yellow cake uranium. At this notice I have no chance against 7 assassins and so I powderize the cake into fine dust and feed it into a fan so that we may all choke on it together.
>it sorta predicates a 'take and let take' relationship
Then you're doing it wrong. The sub must not just "let take" but give. The dom must not just "take" but provide.
Remind me why we allow feelfags autonomy again?
How does this work for you? Are you extra productive like Newton?
>How does this work for you? Are you extra productive like Newton?
I'm no Newton but I do devote a lot of time each day to learning, tinkering, and creating. I'm not really happy alone, but I'm not happy when I'm in a relationship either. I just exist I guess.
>you're doing it wrong
>you're doing it
>implying
forget where you are?
Nta that picture is the best fucking thing I've seen
I did the test and got ESTJ. What does this mean?
you're successful probably
first time in this thread and holy fuck its cringe here.