>be 16
>decide to write a handwritten anonymous love letter to my crush (she is from my class lol) explaining why I like her and shit
>it is Valentine's day
>decide it would be good to cover tracks by creating 3 additional personally signed letters in different handwriting and different color ink to 3 other girls (I think of it because I am convinced there will be multiple letters from other dudes). The letters are mostly friendly, not in a romantical way
>send them via school postbox
>here comes the day
>class postbox is opened
>it contains 4 letters
>they are delivered to their recipients
>girls are visibly in disgust even ashamed because I am a creepy loner. Get laughed at by dudes
>my crush is silent, even disappointed that the letter was anonymous at first but after she saw other 3 letters, she hid her letter and never responded to anyone asking who it was from
> all letters had same paper lol
> never muster the courage to talk to her the next 2 years
> leave school
Post cringe. ITT we laugh and roast each other for pathetic humans that we are
Stop pussying out,faggots. Post your stories and lets laugh at each other
>first crush with 13
>only tell best friend
>class retard said to me one day "vest friend told me"
>ask "about crush?"
>it was about some other bullshit
>word gets around
>I play it off as a prank
>some people believe me
>crush still froendzones me
Another one, perhaps humblebragging, but I was so fucking anxious and panicking, it's unreal
>16yo, drunk, very drunk
>After concert, go to the bus stop
>bus coming in 30 minutes
>see 2 chicks at the bus stop
>chat them up
>memory cuts
>sit in between them in the bus, make out
>memory cut
>awake at 1pm on my balcony, topless in pajamas, next to 3 cocktail glasses
>20 missed calls from friends
>only thing I sent from phone was a photo of the Cocktail glasses at like 3am
>checked condom box
>was moved around in the room
>bedsheets smell like something that is not me
Ngl was planning to just leave the country to avoid child support.
>this happened less than 2 weeks ago
Underage b&
>never muster the courage to talk to her the next 2 years
Nice reading comprehension, retard
Yeah fuck off you underage faggot, its obvious you conveniently added that to imply youre 18 and thus not breaking the rules of the board. I can tell by how you type that youre a little fucking shithead queer from reddit looking for content for your r/greentext karma-farming post
You had sex fuck off normalfag
>Meet a girl at work
>We become really good friends
>SHE asked ME for my number
>Apartment opens up in her building, she says I should move in and we can hang out all the time
>I do
>She quits the job, I stay. We start hanging out a lot outside of work
>One day she comes over and we split a couple of bottles of wine and talk for 5-6 hours straight
>I make a move and kiss her
>We make out in the kitchen for a bit, she pulls me over to the couch and shoves me down
>Climbs on top and starts throttling me and kissing me more
>Never made it this far with anyone before, get emotionally overwhelmed
>Start tearing up and telling her how much I love her and have always loved her
>She gets up and leaves
I fucking blew it so hard that night and I have probably thought about it every night since. We stayed friends for a good year of two afterwards and went out to dinner, dates, hung out at least once a week, but we never really got intimate after that.
Now, I haven't spoken to her in almost 2 years. since she got some new nigger boyfriend. Still think about her daily.
Hopefully not that night tho kek.
That's why you don't open up lol. How did you stay friends after that?
Retard
To add to this, it actually happened in 2005
>How did you stay friends after that?
Because we were good friends before. I don't think either of us were very comfortable in the situation and realized it was a mostly alcohol-driven experience. Though for me, I genuinely loved her. Not sure she felt that deeply about me.
>Not sure she felt that deeply about me.
At that moment, perhaps not. But you handed her all the power while forcing her to make a choice. Most people in that case wpuld just go for what she did. Even if she genuinely liked you, putting that choice in front of her probably made her more anxious than you were.
There is nothing to laugh at. First story -you were a kid. Forgivable. Second story - based as fuck. Maybe overreacted a bit with that 'going abroad to escape alimony' shit.
go play fortnight or some baby shit
Get off this thread you insecure lowlife. You are even below r9k standarts
More stories pl0x
I dunno man I just watched the Texas chainsaw massacre and I'm the down syndrome poster
>be trans since 13
>was 16 and skipping school lots
>wanted to convince friends to do it too
>decide to buy weed for convincing
>have no money and lost allowance from skipping and getting caught
>meet with recommended dealer
>wearing skirt, thigh highs, croptop
>have belly piercing
>he keeps looking at me weird
>invites me to smoke in his house
>agree
>smoke on couch then he asks how much
>I say just a g or 2 but ask if I can pay it some other way like with a 3ds or wii or something
>He keeps smoking and hands me bong
>Is rubbing my leg while im hitting
>highest I've ever been
>he asks me what I can do with my mouth
>he touches his dick
>I get the hint n and giggle and whip it out
>swallow his cum and he gives me a preroll and 2g's
>win but at what cost
Never again, being reduced to that was sus and fucking demoralizing. Im never doing sex for money or anything again
Yeah I smoked for 15 years til I realized weed is a gay-pickup thing and now I just mail order vape.
>In freshman year of highschool
>Tell long time friend I love her in passing
>She says she just wants to stay friends
>Oh God oh fuck this isn't what I expected
>"Haha no not like that I'm actually gay."
>Wait what did I just say?
>She's shocked but supportive
>"Haha yeah thanks anyways I gotta go"
>Run out of there fast as possible
>For the rest of highschool I'm known as a foggot
>I have no attraction to men.
Lads I fucked up big time, but I've learned to live with my mistakes.
>Foggot
Lmao that's what I get for phone posting