>"Oi, top of the evenin' to ya, m'lady! And a mighty fine evening it is. Perhaps m'lady is in need of some gentle assistance, for thy wander about like an angel cast out of Heaven."
"Oi, top of the evenin' to ya, m'lady! And a mighty fine evening it is...
>for thy wander about like an angel cast out of Heaven.
Nah life is good. God shelled me in a 6'1 male body I spent the day throwing fish in a coldstore. This intellectual nigger threw a fish at me so I challenged him to some chessboxing but turns out he can't play chess.
>"Aghast, knave! M'lady, this ruffian most foul offends thee with foul stench? Give thy word and I shall have him removed from thy presence, post haste."
Fuck off stormy I don't want your favours or your help. I kinda like the guy he was unloading boats before I was born he's only picking on me cos I'm new and smashing it.
>"Aya! Why so serious? I better not catch you at my gas station again, Harley. You still owe me for those cigarrettes you promised to pay back on."
Huh? I don't owe anyone cigarettes I paid all my cigarette debts back this morning.
All I owe like that is a dozen beers I swapped for some hair clippers that I haven't paid yet. It's kinda awkward the guy I did the swap with is a security guard at the building I live in and I'm more or less fucking his ex.
>"Hey YT girr! You give me saki-saki and I no collect debts, ok? Or else I charge extra interest! Come saki-saki, my rice bowl so good! Come YT girr, come saki-saki."
*Throws a pack of cigarettes at you*
>"Maybe next time, YT girr. Next time you saki-saki, oooh so good!"
>Next time you saki-saki, oooh so good
What you gonna pay me you rice loving shrimp hugger you ain't looking at free nigger
Cot dayum. Alright alright, save that fire for the bedroom. Treat me like a peice of shit, pathetic betabux unworthy of saki saki.
That is umm a lot of money. How out of hand is this gonna get?
this is the thread Any Forums was built for
Not an centimeter beyond thy well established boundaries, Harley you heartstealer. *end larp*
>the crowd stands in unison giving an ovation, and demanding an encore from the troupe of performers
but i end larped im out of mojo, m'lady. do u think im some kind of larp machine? some kind of sex beast of orgasms
I'm totally frozen up I got nothing.
no saki saki
I never drank saki how strong is it?
yes you have, YT girr
No I haven't. Me and the guy I was talking with about chessboxing were talking about dumping the ethanol hand sanitizer in the cordial chiller at a dock we were working at the other day.
>hand sanitizer
>rubbing alcohol
>mouth wash
I prefer beer wine or hard liquor
u can have the last word im all larped out
>im all larped out
I'm not
Kinda drunk had equivalent of a 6 pack and smoked a bowl