How hard would it be to find a hooker who's white, under 30, and not a crackhead?

How hard would it be to find a hooker who's white, under 30, and not a crackhead?

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>hooker
Hard
>escort
Easy

impossible, they are all on onlyfans now, larping as sex worker models

Okay, not really concerned with the distinction

you can easily find very attractive escorts that aren't shady. The only thing is you'll be paying 300+/hour

very easy. check out Tryst.

The distinction is actually pretty important my dude

Depends on where you're located and how much you're willing to pay. In both Vegas and NYC you'll find tons of literal top-tier escorts on tryst, eros, or other similar sites, and not have to worry about getting busted by LE. The only caveat is that they're expensive as fuck, like $1000 an hour expensive. But it's a whole lot better than fucking some trashy truck-stop hooker that smells like fishy crotch and stale malboros that's for sure.

Checked Tryst, there are 13 escorts within 100 kilometres (60 miles) of me. I'll go over each of them individually

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There no way the picture on the top left is real, that has to be shopped

lol holy fuck, I thought my area was bad.

Chloe

>Black
>Most of her pics look shopped, may have had some work done
>Offers GFE, seems to be of average intelligence

That one looks especially ridicuous

If you think these are bad, you should see the girls on Tinder around here

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Miss Artois

>32
>White
>Never shows her face AKA ugly
>Fat with unremarkable curves (I can like BBWs sometimes but not this one)
>Seems reasonably smart and friendly
>GFE

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Chloe

>I'd pay to NOT have sex with this

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Hana

>32
>White
>Nice body, can't imagine her face being THAT bad
>Hate the way she describes herself ("Charming, playful and passionate, I will satisfy your senses and please you with my down to earth and humorous personality")
>No mention of GFE

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Emma

>31
>White
>Would probably be mad cute if five years younger and 60 pounds lighter, but not sure if I could get it up for her like this
>Seems very friendly and well-spoken
>GFE

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dude check toronto on tryst, it is way better

Roxie

>30s
>White
>Rather plain
>Specializes in dominatrix shit like "impact play, CBT, foot and body worship, humiliation, servitude, crushing, and edging", no thank you ma'am
>Obviously no GFE

Might have to, but Toronto is a 2.5 hour drive from me

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Who in the fuck is paying this woman $240 for sex

I don't know if youre the one censoring the face or its already censored, but if you zoom in enough you can see most of her face

vanilluh bean (eurgh)

>20s
>White
>Kinda cute but lots of filters in all her pics
>writez like dis 4 sum reazon
>No mention of GFE

I haven't censored any myself, you are correct

Face seems meh, Mona Lisa vibes

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that's typical of escorts, you'll even see some with one censored face picture and all the rest show her face clearly, or they'll leave super unique publicly visibly tattoos exposed, etc..
They aren't whores because they're intelligent.

Misty

>30s
>White(?)
>Not particularly attractive
>Multiple spelling mistakes and typos in profile
>No mention of GFE

How does thing thing earn over ten times as much as I do per hour

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Sara

>20s
>White
>Nice bod, shame about the tattoos... and the face
>Profile reads like a cringey romance novel summary
>No mention of GFE

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