Be me at age 20, alcoholic, abandoned by parents years ago

>be me at age 20, alcoholic, abandoned by parents years ago
>end up broke and homeless
>immediately go to construction site and ask for work
>sleep there and befriend security guard that night
>he shares a bit of his meal with me
>tired and hungry i work my ass off the next morning
>i get paid by the day, cash, sleep on site
>save money and buy soap, water bottles, a nice shirt and english-spanish dictionary
>work every day and study english in my spare time
>work despite rain, hunger, feeling sick and a running nose
>i'm afraid of height and i still climb stairs carrying buckets full of tools and whatnot everyday
>save money, quality of life improves while still living on site
>finish building, repeat process at another site
>coworker friends help me in any way they can and encourage me to keep on studying
>visit call center and barely pass english and computer skills exam
>print the required paper work at local cyber-cafe after showing in a public fountain with soap i just bought
>get job at bilingual call center, work my ass off and appreciate every opportunity i'm given
>i can't sleep in the office, but i spend as much time as i can there, reading books in my crappy phone and whatnot
>english improves, job gets easier and easier, i save money in a bank account now
>rent apartment, no longer need to sleep outdoors
>purchase bicycle
>now i can finally invite a lady to my apartment to watch a movie on my phone or have sex and take her back home when we're done
>been sober and employed for years now
explain to me again why you can't get back on your feet, get fit, get a job and a relationship?

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Your brain works fine. Mine is fucked

Notice how you're able to befriend a security guard and make connections with others? I'm Autistic. It's never been easy for me to do this, and people generally don't try to understand me when I tell them I have a condition. Nice try faggot.

>low effort cop out excuse
aww boo, there's nothing wrong with your brain, you just need the right opportunity to put your skills and strength to the test. i'm sure you could be more successful than everyone you've ever knew if you just tried

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>when I tell them I have a condition
don't then. many people have them and still work because they can't choose not to. what's your excuse now?

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? How many people are we talking? the employment rate for Autistic people is abysmal.

i got kicked out of 3 places when i went in asking for jobs because they interpreted my autism as being on drugs. i was only recently homeless so i still looked clean and everything too. fuck off

you must be a fucking weirdo because usually latino laborers have connections with other latino laborers and shack up together 10 deep in a 2 bedroom house. Knowing english isnt even a requirement to work as a laborer. Also, call centers pay way less then construction, certainly not enough to afford an apartment.

Really though, you're just a white normie that made this shit up to try and shame autisitc weirdos on r9k

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>How many people are we talking? I'd discard any diagnosis about mental illness i'm ever given because not only the terminology they use to test people is ambiguous to the point it is absurd, pharmacological companies profit off making you believe you're sick, hence the rational thing to do is distrust those bitches altogether. You're as capable as every other person on the planet, honey, it's time to start believing in yourself! You're probably better equipped to succeed than someone who doesn't even speak english to begin with

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assuming for a moment this larp is real, why would you do all this just to go and post on this shit board?