ITT: make yourself seem undateable in as few words as possible

>5'4" without shoes
>look like this but with facial hair and no facial fat
>skelly with 5" pencil

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>25 year old virgin.
>Central Asian.

Circumcised, fat autist.

Unhygienic 26yo virgin neet who lives with his single mom

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>half nigger
>Has ADHD, could be a sperg as well, most likely has SchizoidPD.
>Quite a mysogynist
>Is "that guy"

>And quite scrawny, 5' 8", 120lb.

>26 yo virgin
>jewish

>5'10"
>23 y/o, never dated before or even told someone I loved them
>gun enthusiast

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>jewish
yep, it's over

That's the thing, on paper i'm desirable but i'm still a virgin. It's obviously my face tho so yah, my mug ugly.

5 6 height
4 penis
250 weight

i peed myself twice this year and its only febuary ! O__OO

>dont really feel love, just possessiveness
>will try to manipulate you
>never apologizes
>lowkey schizoid behaviors
theres a reason that even with my attractive face and above average dick, i cant hold anything down. and that reason is ego, pride, and untreated mental illness.
>tfw you have to fake everything beyond the lust attraction because talking to women is like listening to a cat yowling

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Looks aren't terribly important i relationships, so I'd say the biggest deal breaker is I have no personality and no hobbies I actually care about. I'm 5'7", 100 lbs and riddled with acne scars, but when I do go out I've still had girls show interest me occasionally - for 15 awkward seconds. I'm a NEET and pass the time with mindless entertainment, so the conversation usually dies there.

>so what do you do for a living
>uh, I'm actually on disability
>oh...
>...
>so... how do your spend your time?
>uh... just chilling, mostly. I like cars
>that sounds comfy
>yeah
>so
>so
>anyway

Lots of words here

>23 with not a penny to my name
>live with mums
>community college IQ-let
>only things I'm good at are tech related shit and playing music, but never play normalfag songs
>extremely quick to anger or frustrate
>misanthrope
>low self esteem
>paranoid bipolar

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>black
>skelly
>short frizzy hair with weird hairline
>huge flat wide nose
>friendless
>cutter
>not a virgin

>yep, it's over
i know

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Uninteresting to everyone, uninterested in everything.

irl shinji

that kind of proves my point about being an egotistical dick doesnt it

>look like this but with facial hair and no facial fat
No facial fat kills the man, but please shave and get different glasses. And a different haircut.

>Fat ass
>21yo KHHV
>Mexican