How would you max out your life if you had a 9 " x 6 " penis?

How would you max out your life if you had a 9 " x 6 " penis?

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i have a 8.3 x 6.5 inch penis
i understand height and body build and jawlines but you fuckers need to stop acting like a big dick gets you women
how the fuck are you supposed to talk to women in the first place before she even knows you have a big penis
fuck you

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What's the point in even talking to women when you have a tiny penis?
Fuck you

Once you get good enough at eating pussy and fingerpopping I doubt your dick can really follow that anyway

>before she even knows you have a big penis

Bathmate pump your penis. Put on tight grey sweatpants. Go cold approach women. Some steps might be optional

some girls like them. if you're attractive you'll have no problem getting women, you don't even have to be good at talking to them, they'll turn a blind eye to any weird shit you say if you're semi-hot.

>oral meme
You might be useful for warming up "your" woman and fluffing the bull. And for cleaning afterwards.

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>7.8"
>didn't know it is big
>only girl i have ever fucked is my gf

You know that your cuckoldry fantasy pornography has little crossover into reality right

good advice for someone that wants a walking talking fleshlight that steals your money

I guess I would be a hikki with a 9"x6^ penis.

>tfw no pebis to sugg on rn

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Calm down, dicklet.

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>the more people you fuck the higher the chance you'll find someone with the top percentile of genital size
Whoa cucks are geniuses?

You're supposed to get confidence from the huge dick and the confidence gets girls, retard. Stop wasting something most men would kill to have.

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How to not waste it? Ie OP's question.

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If you like dicks


then
Fuck off to

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Practice on size queens from Tinder and Fetlife and other apps/sites like that.

Nothing would fucking change. Cause you can't just start a conversation with a woman by saying
>hey, you know, my dick is actually really big!

you're supposed to have big dick energy retard
I HATE DONGOLOIDS SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL

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>pebis
what's a pebis?

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mine is a bit over 7

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mine is also around 7" when soft

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Genuine question to the cock size obsessed people, I don't look at charts (the average in Western countries being between 5-6 inches sound BS to me, especially 5.5 or whatever the actual average is) because they vary between doctor confirmed averages and then the meme graphs.

I have an admirable 7+ inch (bigger than 7 but not worth saying the exact size because it's not like 7.5 or anything), no idea how to measure girth but GF calls it girthy, to me it looks, I don't know average, not a fatty or anything.

Is 7 considered large? I just refuse to believe that the genuine average is 5.5, that seems way to small. I also have a downward curve on my dick (slight downward curve, kinda like a banana but downward) so I shit like cowgirl hurts me especially if the girl is leaning forward into me as it forces my dick into an uncomfortable position. But whenever I have sex with my GF it typically hurts her and I think it's the downward curve of it.

Any fellow downwardbros got any positional advice for me?

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>another supposed big cock haver that won't post proof
Apparently the average penis size of Any Forums is 8 inches