Normalfag thread

You may only post ITT if you regularly party and hang out with friends

Attached: 1603425635923.jpg (1043x1491, 325.95K)

Some questions
Do you have a gf?
How many times do you party each month?
How many friends do you have?
When was the last time you had sex?
Do you have a job that pays over 70k (USD)?
Are you a lolicon?
I'll start
>no
>twice on average
>maybe 20 good friends
>three and a half years ago
>yes, 88k
>yes

Attached: a.jpg (1125x1500, 1.01M)

>No, but Im not in a place where I feel like dating.
>Usually like once a month.
>5.
>A few months ago. We legit broke into the basement of our old high school and fucked there.
>Nah, Im in college right now and I cant handle a job and classes.
>Yes. Cunny is love. Cunny is life.

Imagine licking Yui's thighs

I'm gonna post the entirety of my anime collection here.

Attached: 1629919464329.jpg (600x698, 44.19K)

Currently drinking alone.....

Attached: 1633239608253.jpg (640x773, 46.29K)

Hate normalfags simple as

Attached: 1633980622301.png (257x255, 61.28K)

Oops forgot to sage that last post....
OOPS!

Attached: 1634052654743.jpg (700x674, 66.29K)

Diabetes wa taihen desune!!!

Attached: 1635355372402.png (575x680, 687.71K)

>Can we fix it - Ritsu
>No it's fucked -Yui
Or other way around idk

Attached: 1635804775088.jpg (350x328, 44.64K)

Mmmm gas so tasty! MMmm!!
But seriously, OP, I hope you die soon. What is wrong with you.

Attached: 1637832158689.jpg (400x400, 32.21K)

>niko niko niiiii-unf! i got punched! omg ow! ow!
itai!1!

Attached: 1638464726585.png (636x636, 727.48K)

>Do you have a gf?
Nope.
>How many times do you party each month?
2 or 3.
>How many friends do you have?
I'm to the point where I really only care about 2. Everyone else knows that they're acquaintances more than anything.
>When was the last time you had sex?
Like 2 weeks ago
>Do you have a job that pays over 70k (USD)?
Working on it. Currently trying to get a software engineering job.
>Are you a lolicon?
Yes.

Literally hope you die an early death btw
Kill yourself and/or go to twitter or something.
No reason for normalfags to exist here

Attached: 1641170615978.jpg (1100x1565, 157.74K)

This thread sucks, all normalfags must go to twitter

Attached: 1643170921224.gif (190x210, 55.63K)

I like the dragon maid OP
CHUU CHU YEAH
PLEASE ME

Attached: bondage.png (1920x1080, 1.22M)

>Do you have a gf?
I'm married with 2 kids
>How many times do you party each month?
Generally at least once, but I'm 35 so it's not as frequent these days. Last party was for UFC.
>How many friends do you have?
About 50 I'd say. I'm in a slack channel with them. We've started going to Vegas once a year.
>When was the last time you had sex?
Last night. I just plugged in my wife's sex toys so we'll probably fuck tonight too
>Do you have a job that pays over 70k (USD)?
Yeah I'll make about double that this year.
>Are you a lolicon?
No, I have a fat fetish though.
>I'll start

Literally why are you here? I just don't fucking understand it. How is this fun for you? You come onto a fucking virgin loser board then talk about your wife and kids? Weird fuck.

Attached: 1639192727676.jpg (1069x1192, 92.13K)

akariiiiin

Attached: daijobu.png (1079x1080, 1.08M)

>Do you have a gf?
Nope.
>How many times do you party each month?
0 times a month, don't really party often.
>How many friends do you have?
Probably like 3/4 or so but we don't really see each other in person anymore.
>When was the last time you had sex?
Around 7 or 8 months ago probably.
>Do you have a job that pays over 70k USD?
Yes, software development.
>Are you a lolicon?
No comment.

Also, , I may be a normalfag but I don't see why you're here, do you get satisfaction from witnessing the depression of other humans?

protip: you're also evil for coming to this board despite your normalfag status

Attached: bright.png (1920x1080, 1.84M)