>be me
>know my best friend since middle school
>most based man I've ever known
>hates faggots and trannies
>sometimes I have to ask him to tone it down cause it gets annoying but still respect him
>used to bully faggots with him
>even drove a tranny to suicide in high school (nobody knew about it, fortunately) which made our friendship stronger and bonded over it
>be in college now
>hang out almost every weekend
>sometimes we have cooming saturdays a practice he introduced
>sounds like fag shit but really is just one of us gets to pick porn videos and we masturbate over them
>be last saturday
>be jerking off to his playlist
>fag video gets in there by "accident" (I know better now)
>he claims it's an accident but we have to man up and watch it
>tell him im not cooming over a fag video
>he then looks at me and quietly says he can help me
>grabs my penis and starts stroking
>be paralized
>it kinda feels good and im also traumatized at this point so do and say nothing
>faggot gets down there and starts licking
>assess the situation and realize what the fuck is happening
>push him and get into an argument with him and kick him out of my apartment
>he tries to contact me but block him from everything
>been avoiding him since then
Anons I cant fucking believe this shit. You think you know a fucking person i feel so cheated and disgusted
Be me
i finally get my time to shine and copy paste this on plebbit for updoots
dont fucking bask on my tragedy nigger redditfag
You shouldn't dress like a cocktease and turn your back on family.
Go back to him and hug.
Losing what you had over a moment of bad judgement is going to hurt you both.
If you think you are up for it, the path of reconciliation is open to you.
>raging homophobe turns to be a closeted dick sucker coping with the state of things
NO WAY! WHO COULD HAVE EVER SEEN THIS COMING???
>homophobic retard is actually a colossal closeted faggot
Wow I'm shocked,surprised!
Shut up faggot op is larping.
>People that hate spiders secretly want to fuck them
Tell him he reenacted the wrong anime scene
Fuck off, faggot, this is mine now. Besides, you led him on.
I know right, these idiots always seem to think everyone is self-projecting.
these posts were typed with tranny fingers
>he thinks that analogy is valid in anyway whatsoever
Your logic lacks nuance
nice story OP
you two belong together
have fun getting AIDS and committing suicide faggot
>be a vocal fagbashing tranny hater
>make your entire personality over how you hate fags and trannies
(ahead of the curve too because trannies weren't even a thing in popular culture back then, larp story lol)
>cooming saturdays
100% definitively positively this is larp for reddit
Things that never happened: the original thread
We have furries, scalies and many more abominations, but someone wanting to fuck spiders is too much???
WE HATE FAGS AND HAVE JERK OFF SESSIONS BUT TURNS OUT FRIEND IS LE GAY WHAAAT AND I LET HIM STICK HIS NO NO PART WHEERE!?
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>Not fag shit but we send videos to eachother to masturbate to
So...what you're saying is you were engaging in homoerotic behavior and are now mad that the curtains have been pulled away and you have to face how much of a fag you were being?
You had a JO sesh with a guy, it was only a matter of time, dumbass.
>bond over fags
>jerk off together routinely: every Saturday
>watch porn play lists together while you jerk off
You're already gay as fuck. Just get your dick sucked for once in your life.