Everyone that posts in this thread will get a gf this year.
Everyone that posts in this thread will get a gf this year
no I wont stop fucking lying to me every fucking year.
God willing. There are Asian women in the school program I got accepted into. If I can't bag an Oriental gf as a tall white man with an attractive face then I might as well just give up.
My soul is tired and in pain
Don't lie to me you douchebag, outright mockery is easier to handle than false hope.
I fucking better not she will betray me
If I don't get one where should I complain
Nice
U my dawg op
i am going to post in this thread not because i want a gf, but because i know that it will never happen. in december of this year, i will think about that night on r9k when i was listening to that 2000s pop compilation and shitposting a memory note here just so i could have a laugh 10 months later. a gf isn't happening for me, i'm too retarded and too boring for it to work. the only girl who might have tolerated or even enjoyed it passed me up so she could be a faggot, and i'm not going back for those used goods, so fuck it. we will see how much more fucked things get for me.
Everyone in this thread is coping, this is a cope thread and I am laughing hysterically... we live in a society
May as well. Work that magick
bullshit. no i won't.
Maybe this time maybe this time....
It is all so tiresome. Probably a monkey paw gf too.
>Probably a monkey paw gf too.
lol aren't they all though?
Alright fine I'll post.
oragami salad.
Yeah, I know. She'll be cute too.
if i get trips this thread is true and I will also fuck 10 women
I had a gf last year and the year before that. I've gone on a pretty dry streak and I'm no longer so sure
I am sure you lied but whatever
I already got a semi-GF experience escort. It was so fucking fun eating at restaurants with her. How she uses her spoon to feed me in public. WTF. HOLY CRAP. Locking our arms together running around the mall.
May the gods bless me this year
but you too will get a gf now friend
you two will be made for each other