I just ate my own cum, fuck why did I do it? Came on a plate and licked it all up like some fag

I just ate my own cum, fuck why did I do it? Came on a plate and licked it all up like some fag

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More importantly, HOW the fuck did you do it? I lose my interest in eating cum instantly as soon as I start nutting. Even cumming directly in my face is pushing it.

you are eternally marked now as a cum eating faggot

I've been eating my own cum since I was 14. I lick it off of my hand and fingers. It's pretty much muscle memory at this point. I think it's kind of cool how I can detect changes in flavor based on my diet and health.

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>I lose interest
if you have the interest in the first place you're doomed

kind of hot
why do you do it? out of convenience or because it is a kink?

Did we really need another cock pic in the catalog?
Why is this board extra gay tonight?

I've completely resigned to it, in fact I would consider myself bisexual in general. But eating my own nut is an unreachable goal for some reason.

Not the guy you replied to but I do the same exact thing. 100% convience for me, and yeah he's right it is funny how you can guage your diet off it.. but I literally do it just because it takes me 3 seconds to clean up, just cum on the spot between my thumb and index finger and lick it up and I'm all set, no tissues or any stupid shit like that. I honestly don't even see what the big deal is. I'd never tell a girl but really it doesn't seem that gross to me.

same, I don't really do it for sexual reasons as much as the fact that it's easier to clean up doing that & doesn't leave any rags.

I usually lose interest but have still tried it. I like the taste and texture but it's not great once you already came and post nut clarity hits

>why do you do it?
I think I started doing it as a young teenager because it was an easy way to clean up and then it stuck with me. I don't have a fetish for eating splooge. It just feels natural at this point. My typical masturbation habit is whack off lying down and to shoot my load over my gut, chest, and face. I then lick what I can off my hands/fingers and clean the rest up with a towel. I'm currently drinking a lot of alcohol and not eating much fruit. The cum is watery and more bitter than usual.

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That's kind of cool, would you eat cum from another man?

c-can i taste your cum user?

......LOL
bro........ WHY LMAO

Perfectly normal. The act of semen retention has been done for thousands of years. If you masturbate (which you shouldn't) you must restore your proteins by retaining your semen. It's a very spiritual process and it is a way to retain your mana.
Monkey's do it. Man used to do it.

>My typical masturbation habit is whack off lying down and to shoot my load over my gut, chest, and face. I then lick what I can off my hands/fingers and clean the rest up with a towel.
t-that's very hot to me, the fact that you still go for the towel means there's something inside of you that likes the cum

Dude, why do you have zero thought behind your action.

>tfw want to eat someone's cum but too scared of strangers and gays

No way, fag. I tried having sex with a man one time to see if I was bisexual and it was a disgusting experience. The guy was attractive, but I was not into it at the slightest. I was supposed to be the top, but I couldn't get hard even though his dick-sucking skills were strong. Kissing a man was extremely gross. It just doesn't feel right. Also women are smooth and delicate when you run your hands across them. Men are rough and hairy. Gross. I used vodka as mouthwash that night.
>the fact that you still go for the towel means there's something inside of you that likes the cum
What? That doesn't even make sense. I'll slurp down my fwb's vaginal secretions all day every day, but I would never touch another man's cum. It's different when it's my own.

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jesus you are not supposed to kiss, just jack off together and share cum

gay sex is gross, but sucking cock is hot

I like kissing and consider a required precursor to sex. I just learned first-hand that kissing men is fucking gross. I swear, girl spit even tastes better. Men are nasty and I salute heterosexual women for putting up with my physiology.
This entire statement is hypocritical and I hope you realize that.

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