>be me
>5'7" slim male
>submissive, shy, nerdy, feminine
>have qt3.14 loving girlfriend
what's your excuse, robots?
Be me
Jonathan Wilson
Brody Gomez
I'm gonna fuck your gf. What are you gonna do about it?
Dominic Sullivan
>what's your excuse
I'm not a faggot larper :(
Henry Brooks
>I'm not a faggot larper :(
Exactly this
Levi Martinez
cry more, incels
chads are out
femboys are in
Jaxon Nelson
>what's your excuse
I'm taking my meds unlike you clearly
Michael Howard
>muh chads muh femboys
Yeah you're not fooling anyone.
Dominic Smith
does she happen to be a fat wannabe egirl who pegs you
Angel Torres
is it an online relationship?
Matthew Roberts
I'm you but in the body of a linebacker
John Miller
>in the body of a linebacker
lol gay
Aaron Bennett
Dude it fucking sucks I wish I was a tiny twink that could be bullied by an older woman or even have a prayer of meeting a woman taller than me
Levi Hall
it's just another genetic thing. Most men will never be cute femboys
Jayden Bennett
fat, old, ugly
Jose Mitchell
you're in high school, and your gf isn't cute, she's just asian
>what's your excuse?
it'll all make sense when you're older
Eli Butler
I have intimacy and trust issues. Also slightly autistic.
Justin Russell
>what's your excuse, robots?
im autistic and undesirable, aka a robot
Leo Brooks
You're an inch taller than me so you don't know my struggles
Connor Bennett
That plus toxic and autistic.
Benjamin Cook
I dont want a gf, I want you
Charles Martin
Being you, but balding