If you could go back in time would you have impregnated your ex gf?

If you could go back in time would you have impregnated your ex gf?

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No, she would be making my life a living hell right now

Huh. Sex looks really strange from this angle. It looks so unbelievably alien and unsexy.

Hell no.
My first gf wasn't even on birth control and I had to pull out every time. A year or two after we broke up she got pregnant with her new boyfriend then he dumped her and abandoned the child.
My friend has three daughters and is borderline suicidal due to the stress in his life right now.

Can't impregnate someone over the internet, user.

Nah my ex was bipolar fuck that

if i ever had i gf, yes. yes i fucking would.

maybe. i did get her friend pregnant though. afaik nobody ever found out.

>your ex gf
My what?

On the contrary I'm diamonds

Yes.

I was a stupid 19 year old and didn't realise how lucky I was to have someone like her. She was very giving, supportive, and very clean but I fucked things up because I kept thinking I was missing out by not fooking other sluts. I'm 29 years old now and still haven't been able to get another gf and modern women are an absolute meme. I did fuck up. Last time I saw my gf she was fat, tattooed up, and had a dyke haircut. She was also with some fat numale. If I could go back in time you better believe I'd be cooming in her guts non-stop.

Let's this be a warning to you Zoomers on here. Settle down now. The whole playing field perspective is kike propaganda to keep you from being fulfilled.

absolutely. i imagine each and every nut being either the next Mozart or Edi Amin.

No, if I would have I wouldn't have dumped her.

You are now ready for alien porn user. Meet me in the white van parked outside in 10 minutes. I have a DVD you might be interested in.

Yes I would have

Look at all that extra room in the pussy. It's hard to tell but that must be one small pecker. Just a thin lil smoked sausage

>your ex gf
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normies , OUT! This is sacred virgin territory.

One of them, yes.
The others (including the one I did), no

Oof you should just go back to that ex to impregnate her

Shut the fuck up, you illiterate tripfag

Hell no. I am banging hot girls in their 20s left and right (escorts). Just came back from one today; can't do this with a ball and chain

Kill yourself off my board you fucking NORMIE FREAK

You're a fucking retard, get out of here or I'll make you leave, bitch.

>defending normies unironically
what has this board come to

Remember to get your pp checked for stds

>Captain autism telling everyone to become a tripfag
What has this board cum to?

holy fuck i was literally just thinking about this. get out of my head