/britfeel/

London isn't real. It's just a story mothers make up to scare children.
>you'll go to london if you don't eat your veggies

LOVE EDIT STONER LAD
LOVE HELPER LOD
PLEASE BE HERE
I miss you :(

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Sean won't be a cunt tonight, he rarely does it 2 nights in a row

Welcome to /britfeel/ fm, where we blast tunes 24/7.
This 1 goes out to all the wagies, 18 more hours then you can have a bit of youtu.be/mbiSuqQyUWI?t=1
Aaaand goodnight.
*turns the thread lights out then heads off to bed*

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So drunk he forgot to turn his trip off when samefagging?

I am here, but now drunk and stoned, and going to roll another spliff then crawl up to bed.

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>the flight I wanted to take was full so decided to get same flight to stansted with the boss and asked my dad to pick me up. will be staying at my parents tomorrow night x

Give it to me like a pear cider made from 100% pears, is she cheating? This is the same boss she had a sudden business trip with at the start of the week.

I'm always right and HelperLad (real name Sean) won't get drunk tonight because he's a pussy hole.
As I say I'm always right and Sean (posts here under the name HelperLad) will not prove me wrong.

>he's a pussy hole
Shame he isn't an arsehole. The orifice his mother has made a name from by sliding her obese tongue up inside.

Not him but, that put down, nice/10

imagine HHL's mum giving you a lovely rimming then after you're finished (you ejaculate and she cleans it up) she goes and kisses helperlad goodnight on the lips

One day I will own this

autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202202162615519

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metro.co.uk/2022/02/17/britains-wokest-bar-refuses-to-sell-thatchers-coke-and-heineken-16119371/
Been in herr

*crawls off to bed*

A reasonable, if somewhat shallow, life goal.