This is my bank account and im still a virgin

This is my bank account and im still a virgin

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you could buy a hooker

>bank account
No, it's your money market account.

Don't understand anything about business. Why are you losing 4.3k daily?

Market dropped because of Ukraine shit

Inflation.

Welcome to Joe Bidens Amerikkka.

>$100 to my name
>not a virgin
damn

Idk what your lifestyle is like, but if you're like me then you need to actually spend money and go outside and do things.
No point just watching that number go up or down, ty America, Russia and China
You won't meet many girls watching stonks from your office.
I hate myself too much so I'm gonna stay here.

Because he invested poorly and so the ukraine happening cost him $4.3k meanwhile I'm making bank.

how old are you? origanly

I am a 25 y/o KHV ama

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thats not a lot if that's all your assets

can i have a dollar?

get a job nigger
i dont know how to do it securely and dont want to either.
>transfer via crypto
i dont own any of that garbage

>tfw traded options all week and only made $15
Kill me

shit mang you're getting positive returns?

26 years old

I guess. I have a house with 150k of equity, and about 50k of random shit I could liquidate easily. Thats about it. Most of my peers are total brokefags though

That's an impressive portfolio then.
How did you manage it?
Finance job? Inheritance?

cant give you sex, but I can vc with you for as long as you would like in exchange for a 5 dollar steam gift card (I want to buy funny hat)
oh and im a bio woman

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I have around that much
>but it's tied up in the market
I'm not a virgin
>but my wife is getting fat
It's a wash for me

>wife is getting fat
Does she have massive milkers at least?

yeah i work in finance.
big bonuses and i make some good investments. idk what else to say

How did you make 1 Mil before 25? I only make 350k at 26 working for a Silicon Valley company.