How do I obtain a Tomoko GF(female)?

How do I obtain a Tomoko GF(female)?
youtube.com/watch?v=gW6Lt6C7yD0&ab_channel=TeaTheQueen

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No woman like Tomoko could possibly exist in real life. Even in the Watamote manga, she's a normalfag now.

>No woman like Tomoko could possibly exist in real life.
Please, stop destroying my hopes and dreams.

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And what about a Konata Loli GF?

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I would also like the answer to this.

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any woman that looked like a tomoko irl would have hundreds of orbiters, nerdy pale girls with dark hair and green eyes are extremely sought after these days

move to paraguay
>Average of two girls aged 10 to 14 give birth daily in Paraguay, Amnesty finds

You would have to go to a country where the laws are a bit loose. They probably wouldn't be a nerdy gamer.

How about you become my Tomoko GF(male)?

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Konata is actually 17, so perfectly legal where I live. Just build like a Loli

she was 18 by the end of the anime at least

Yeah, but how are you going to find a girl who looks like a loli

Do you Iive in the U.S.? If so, what state?

I'm straight.
Faggotry in another thread please.

>Faggotry in another thread please.
It's just what no pussy does to a nigga. Now let me have my feminine penis.

Yes, but one lives here. South Carolina :(
(if you're from the west coast that sucks because I used to live there)
You won't be straight once I get you on hrt.

>Yes, but one lives here. South Carolina :(
Yeah sorry, I'm from NJ.

What would you do tp him

Well damn, you made me feel bad now you owe me a tummy pic :3
Watch anime under a blanket and maybe 69 sometimes.

>tummy pic
That's for paying customers only.

What about feet pic then? :3

>69
Wat else?

Work the nightshift at a grocery store and hope you spot her darting between aisles between 3 and 5 am

I actually was thinking where I would spot her. I immediately thought of myself, and I immediately knew it had to be grocery stores and fast food.

ppphhh What more do you need? Do you want me to describe how I'd fuck his cute little ass til he moans like a girl? How I made daddies little boy into a quivering mess? Is that what you want?