Breeding

First, you're creating it and you can't do it without me.
You can probably find a lot of people to do it instead but the child will act like them and that will probably end up badly.
You have the privilege of selecting me as your breeding partner if you can get as far as making me cum.
In my experience, you're chances of success are slim.

I need a business partner

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>not busted; i just inherently have sexual value while you must prove yours. that's the point of the thread, what can you offer me?

oh look the fuck hole thinks shes valuable lmao

because you only so much time left until you're left undesirable and barren

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Why did this smooth tongue get in.

ive already created four of them and all are healthy and free of deformities.

Because babys are cute and i was cute baby

I'm tall, white, have an above average face, and no diagnosed mental illnesses.

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posting something like this on Any Forums means you should never have fucking children, you are not breeding material

>virgin
>autistic
> inexperienced
>likes choking
....
>doesn't want kids
you were off to a really good start there user

>you can't do it without me.
you're a retard. next

will you accept our daughter as one if it's a girl?

it's objectively true retard. do you know how many love confessions i get as an average looking socially awkward female?

hmm nope, most of the decline is due to women not taking care of themselves. if i do i can age well. plenty of women look great up to menopause.

>has kids already
well if you're a dad already i might just help you raise those ones. 4 is a lot and we could reconsider later.
also how many baby mamas? are you a manhoe?

So retarded, you can't even read the entire post.
I told you the chances were slim. Now they are non-existent.

>it's objectively true retard. do you know how many love confessions i get as an average looking socially awkward female?

do you think i care about your pathetic e-ego lmao youre worthless fuckhole

>contradicts self
>doesn't know any statistics on the matter by virtue of what he says
>has poor grammar that cannot be explained by laziness or typos - only mental defects
wow what a catch

then why bother posting?

business involves a lot of presentation and they'd take a male more seriously but then again one of the most savage and successful businessmen I know happens to be a woman

because its funny and i want to get you pregnant and then leave your dumb ass

funny how whenever i make a post asking r9k retards what they have to offer, they usually have nothing but contempt or evade the question.

this explains everything.

>doesn't answer the question

you remind me of a male that i liked but i have more self respect now

if you're female and under 200 lbs then I'll put a baby in you right now but I'm guessing you don't meet the criteria

I had a leucotomy is all. If you were the right gal you could be breeding the crazy out. I breezed through adolescence popular and was a multimillionaire by 23. My IQ well exceeded a hundred at 123 and your offsprings would too. No history of retardation. No terrible looks. Yes being able to handle weed and acid. You ought to beg for it really but you cry instead. I'm a wizard even, on halo and shit

>you remind me of a male that i liked but i have more self respect now

is that what you tell yourself to cope

Sorry but I wouldn't. I'm against having children that will inherit autism from my genes. But we could be friends

baby got back is one of my all time favorite songs and my main oneitis liked rapping it. are you here nick i miss you

women age most perfectly after they've had at least one child. if you remain barren there'll be no way to save what you'll become after your 30s

>>doesn't answer the question
alright fine, I'd prefer a son but a daughter could technically be crafted as well but it would be more difficult and involve luck

i am not even close to weighing 200+ ew

>123
eh might be a disadvantage but my family has a lot of other problems linked with the higher iq genes that you don't seem to have. so maybe

no im genuinely mostly over him. i wouldn't let him back into my life unless he proved himself.

autism is the next stage of human evolution and a preference of mine

>no im genuinely mostly over him. i wouldn't let him back into my life unless he proved himself.

let me guess you read fds and now youre a kween. lmao stupid bitch