I finally got laid and now I just wanna kms

>be me
>talk to 9/10 stacy qt
>she says "people like me don't date people like you, I wouldn't be caught dead in public with you unless I was getting paid
>call her bluff
>"$300 for dinner"
>she says "o-ok-uh-okay"
>we go to dinner
>she dresses so pretty
>so cute
>I tell her I'll pay her after dinner cause she might run out with my money
>we get a nice $180 steak dinner
>I drop her off at my place
>she says "you may as well come in and have a drink before you go I actually had a good time its the least I can do since I'm taking your money"
>I go in
>tell her "i never thought you'd actually go through with dinner even if I paid you"
>she says "money is always attractive even if you aren't"
>we've been drinking and I joke and say I bet you'd never have sex with a guy like me no matter how much the money was
>she says you never know
>I say "$500 cash right now, I'm gonna go to the bathroom you think about it"
>Go to bathroom, pop 3 viagra, heart is racing like never before
>come back out, she says "make it $800"
>tell her I only have 600 on me
>she agrees
>she starts kissing me (no tongue though wtf)
>After about 10 minutes of me kissing her and holding her warm boding I'm rock fucking hard
>I take my pants off expecting a bj but she says that she's not sucking my dick we can just have sex I need to wear a condom and she wants to money up front
>I give her the money
>she turns the lights off
>I put on condom she bends over on the couch facing the wall with her back arched and her ass towards me
>holy shit I'm gonna coom right there
>stick my dick in after fumbling around like a retard trying to find the hole
>she says "is it in yet"
(I should mention I'm like 5 inches maybe 6 bone pressed)
>retard jackhammering
>shes moaning
>ask her to dirtytalk
>FUCK ME HARDER
>OH MY GOD FUCK ME HARDER BABY DICK
>babydick
>get soft have panic attack and cry
>run out of there go home crying and now have blueballs

fml I'm just gonna rope right now pure suifuel fucking hate myself

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shes just super used up via dildos or males and hasnt taken time and effort to retighten

your dick is normal her pussy is probably loose af

This is just heartbreaking holy shit. Sorry if it really happened but why would you pay her to be with you , It's dumb. Find someone who actually respects you and have good time with them.

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She is gonna tell her future Chad bfs about this lewl

I think this would make a good short story.

this is a prime example of why women shouldn't have rights. how is this situation not extremely abusive?

your so fucking retarded and pathetic OP. There are numerous solutions to this situation but instead you ran out whining like a little bitch. You could have insulted her back, you could have pushed her face down on the bed and smack her ass, or you could have flipped her over and covered her mouth or choke her or some shit. LIke jesus fucking christ, your such a faggot go neck yourself

>muh illusion of free will
>muh victim blaming
holy shit, fucking kill yourself christcuck whiteoid

were you actually going to pay 600/800 dollars cuz thats fucking cucked lmao

i hope this is larp

both of you are fucking morons, shes a prostitute with a loose pussy and ur an easily manipulated bitch. learn from your experience and dont let it happen again. if you are willing to pay for sex just pick up a hooker at least she will actually finish you off.

you think she's going to tell future chads about how she let a lumpy faced babydicked incel fuck her for money?

I did pay $600. She got the money up front. All in all I'm out $900 for the dinner and babydick sex

damn. i thought i was a loser for paying an escort 400$ for one hour.
at least she gave me head and tongue kissing, i couldn't cum though.
Overall i would say my experience is teetering on the good side but yours sounds awful and you got hustled for the cash lmao. i got hustled by her too tho, she ended 15 min early.
she also called my dick small and immediately caught herself and said big. I caught it though but i found it funny. Im also 5-6 inches.
at least you had the horniness about you, when i was fucking her i wasn't horny at all really.
her pussy was loose and with a condom i didn't feel shit.
5/10 experience desu. she was hot though.
hit her up and tell her she has to redeem herself or someshit. you may get a second chance at plowing her. demand tongue kissing and head. be more assertive boi
what happened when she saw you panicking and crying? did she feel remorse at all? you can use that to your advantage for round two pity seggz

1. Don't fuck someone unless there's mutual affection, especially first time. Your first time is likely to be shit, it should instead be a bonding and learning experience with someone you trust.

2. You're probably suffering Deathgrip from fapping too much, too hard. An almost certainty for a robot. You went soft because you probably didn't feel much. Welcome to sex, it's not that great until you learn how to do it. Another reason your first time will be for learning.

3. Women want to be dominated, if you cannot dominate or at least roleplay it, you're just not made for sluts.

pussy being tight is a meme. your hand is way tighter than any pussy will ever be. You basically have to be gigadicked to feel anything

>you can get pity remorse sex out of stacy in round2
Stacy is never going to talk to op ever again and she already probably told 10 chads about this.

>free will
if any retard monkey spends almost $1000 for a random ass loose pussy prostitute, they have full right to do whatever they want with her. If you wasted that money crying over a sluts opinion you should neck urself

I use extra soft fleshlight i don't use my hand.

shes an escort. she thought my average dick was small, she's obviously been taking 9 inch soda can dick if she would say such a thing. her shit is loose. That being said, if i didn't use a condom i would have came first few minutes for sure. fuck condoms. she was my first so that probably also had to do with me not cumming after piping her for half an hour straight

this sounds extremely fake, but if you just dated your looksmatch this wouldnt happen. so you have none of my
sympathy

>if
>if
shut the fuck up dude