Why don't you use an iPhone, anons? Apple devices make you automatically superior to every non-Apple user around you. If you go in wearing AirPods and an Apple Watch, you own everyone else in the room. And most importantly, women hate your green chat bubbles more than they hate your ugly asymmetrical face and flaccid micropenis.
Why don't you use an iPhone, anons? Apple devices make you automatically superior to every non-Apple user around you...
Liam Walker
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Robert Johnson
I pray iPhones stick around forever, I need a signifier to figure out whether someone is worth my time as early as possible, and 90% of the time an iPhone user is a moron. Please, ignore me if you are tilted by a green bubble, keep me out of your group chats, I don't want your snap or insta or whatever the fuck, if you need me you have my number and my email; go fuck yourself
Nathan Butler
>6 year old android phone
>wired earbuds
>no watch
>7x6 inch dick
Phone doesn't matter when you dont talk to women kek.
Ryan Stewart
Joshua Smith
i'll never buy an apple product but i'll buy the fuck out of their stock, they're fucking experts at separating morons from their money
Caleb Long
what the...what the fuck? you think anyone's gunna listen to 3 minutes of you rambling some fucking nonsense? you think you're fucking howard stern or some shit? what're you alex jones? you joe rogan? no you're fucking nobody. cut it out, nobody gunna listen to you rambling into a microphone like a teenage girl on some fucking podcast.
Thomas Collins
Mason Lewis
i do and i hate it because retard apple constantly wipes non-approved apps so my gbc emulator gets deleted every time i charge my phone and i can't play pokemon crystal at work
Xavier Stewart
Run your emulators on your hacked vita retard, then you have actual controls. Or your steam deck if you were smart enough to reserve one.
Elijah Long
The only apple product I have is the iphone and a set of beats that I got for free as part of a promo.
Christian Fisher
i can't just openly play a gaming device at work retard
Zachary Hall
busting out my full steam deck to play an hour long league match like the faggot i am while not paying attention and accidentally causing a nuclear reactor meltdown out of negligence
Jayden Lopez
Why not? Where do you work?
Alexander Foster
If you really care that much you can get a slide out keyboard for your smartphone I believe. Also you could have condensed everything you said into one or two fucking typed paragraphs.
Dylan Ortiz
iPhone software sucks, my androids were way better although they're not doing much better these days. I'm only using one because I like Mac and got stuck in the Apple infrastructure trap. Also, I used to work for Apple, and let me tell you the idea that apple users are 'rich/high-brow' is a joke. Apple, specifically iPhone, attracts the most braindead consumer base and it's also the phone of choice for dirt poor retards who take $0 down phone plans.
Ian Sanchez
why do people care about what smartphone they have. they all do the same thing
Parker Thomas
Jackson Clark
I like what you do user, I have some of your recordings on my phone and I listen to em before bed, it's calming
Noah Morris
I used to use a hackintosh and an Android. You're a retard if using an Apple desktop forced you to use an iPhone even if they're actually superior.
Android users are far more likely to be using a phone and service provided by government benefits and be unemployed. And no one likes NEETs in real life.
Leo Stewart
I have one because Android vs iOS does not matter. All I use it for the browser and email. The one advantage is that Apple products do last a long time. I had a 6s for 6 years and only switched because the battery was starting to suck.
Mason Campbell
>You're a retard if using an Apple desktop forced you to use an iPhone even if they're actually superior.
it didn't force me, I got by with android just fine but at this point it's nearly as bad, so the benefits of having interconnected devices started to outweigh it. I like Apple for a lot of things, but iOS just feels shitty to use, like every system is a weird abstraction of how an actual computer works for adhd zoomers to understand.
At the end of the day, my phones just a beater device so it doesn't matter, I just lol at the idea that apple users have any kind of social standing. You can tell anyone who buys that is such a poser.