Have you ever been in this situation?

Have you ever been in this situation?

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No, but I just emailed that image to a few friends who have. Thank you, I got a legit kek out of that one.

desu I wouldn't mind meeting a girl like this since I'm an /x/fag myself, just not with crystals and stuff

Unironically yes
>Meet some thot off tinder
>She's into pagan witchcraft stuff
>19
>Going to community college
>Theasswasfat.jpg
>Small (but pierced) tits
>Sperg out on our first date where we're literally sitting in her room talking about life, communism, patriarchy, all the shit women like this are into
>I have to pretend to be interested
>We eventually start "cuddling"
>She grinds up against me
>We do the sex
Hands down the absolute best sex I've ever had. That woman had the demon pussy and she knew how to use it good fucking god. And the mouth on her lordy. I have NEVER had my cock that deep down someone's throat. We're talking to the base of my cock. I almost jizzed instantly.
I also ate her ass a bunch since she had a perfect butthole.

We only fucked like 3-4 times but it made such a lasting impression on me that I unconsciously look for girls who remind me of her. I haven't had sex since.

yeah i have a passing interest in right wing esotericism so i think getting with a girl like that would be fitting

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Yes but as the gril

>right wing esotericism
Based

no, I just say I dont believe in all that and it usually goes over well

>Have you ever been in this situation
I fucking wish

Exactly this with the last five girls Ive dated.

This is like my ideal gf as a shroomer shaman

Well? Explain the crystal!

LMAO yes, I had a hoe like that off tinder, who gave me a tarot reading on my bed. Sex happened soon after

I'm noticing a trend..

Women are only interested in shallow Harry Potter shit. Once she sees a swastikas, she's gonna run

>Unironically yes
>sex story
Why are normies allowed to post here again?

>Why are normies allowed to post here again?
Because there's nothing that impotent buttweepy losers can do to stop us.

I know some girl who says she's trying to fuse Christianity and Wicca but she's got a bf

Relatable
>be 24
>see cute 19yo alt girl in thrift store
>give her my number
>we text for a while and eventually hangout
>sex is pretty good
>I tease her a lot and she gets frustrated because she wants my dick
>literally the best head I've ever received
She's not gf or like wife material, because she definitely has fucked a lot of guys before me, but she's so affectionate that I kinda don't care sometimes.

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Did you fuck the poor lad?

Have I ever feigned interest in something stupid women like because I want to fuck their pussies?

Actually I never have now that I think about it. It feels like I can relate to the phenomenon on a personal level yet I've never done it. I've gotten the urge to but I denied it every time. Guess I'm just not a faggot ass simp.

my grandma was a huge hippie and unironically believed in that shit so, yes

also, good evening, fuck normiefags

I've been in a situation where i saw that kind of girl but i trolled her.
>Be me
>Career oriented scientist
>Had an edgy phase back in my youth but nobody would guess (as i'm usually pretty formally clothed and serious).
>Meet a goth girl
>She talk about witchcraft and demons
>I ask her if she read the Clavicula Salomonis and if she's skilled in goetia
>Told her i dabbled in dark magic in the past. Nothing much, just cursed a guy (he's dead) and did some sacrifices
>The poser immediately got spooked.
>Cursed her anyways
>Now she has cancer

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