Have you ever recived lots of attention from a female but it turns out she's under 18 and you had to evade her

There was a 13-14 year old girl who would spend the entire day talking to me back when I was a lifeguard. She was actually kind of cute and had a booty. I like to imagine that she would touch herself at night thinking about me.

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No, thankfully I am repulsive enough that not even retarded teenager girls would look at me.

>Have you ever recived lots of attention from a female
no

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Im glad i wasnt born there, sucks for you guys

Yes, 3 times actually. But if I tell any of those stories, you'll start jerking off. So no. If you wanted validation that it happens at all, there you go. It's cringy as fuck.

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Yes. She used to always climb my back and put her feet on my lap. It was scary because her parents were 2 rooms away.

>under 18
>evade her
Someone is truly not a sigma it seems

I used to fuck 30 year old women when I was 16 because of the amazing thing of age of consent.

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Met her through steam when I was like 17 and she was 13. Met because of homestuck avatars, she thought I was cool and enjoyed talking to me. I met some of her friends too and they'd message me online, some of them talked about how she talked about me all the time. We lived like two or three hours apart and I had just earned my license, and she wanted me to drive there and meet her. Nothing ever happened but I'm embarrassed at what I opened up to her about, my anxieties about girls and shit. Eventually I realized how fucked it was that I was talking to her and told her I was gay. She didn't believe me so I acted offended and just abruptly blocked her from everything.

the only female to give me lots of attention turned out to just be trying to recruit me into some sort of cult,
later that week I tracked her and slashed her tires cause I don't like being played like that.

i might be cursed, but its happened a few times yes

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Now THIS is the kind of story I expect from Any Forums!

How do you get attention from teenagers as an ugly balding socially anxious loser

Tell your stories fag
Damn man, I have no idea what to say to you
>cursed
How many times

Yeah, back when I thought social media would make me have friends.

enough to not shrug it off as coincidence. one was a technicality since i've known her since grade school, but i still cant shake it off

Be me at a show this weird chick starts talk and talking to me and I'm like shit bitch I'm trying to get litty. But she without asking drinks my wine and I was like wtf. So I ignored her and I thought she would just leave. Mind you I was pretty wasted to the point where like you think you need to sleep but your still awake so you can get home I got back home and went to sleep she tries adding me on facebook.never responded

>Damn man, I have no idea what to say to you
Is it really that bad?

I didnt evade her and then I went to jail