>mfw I'm a femcel because I'm lesbian.
Dudes have tried to hit on me before but I was cursed to be attracted to women only. Kill me.
Mfw I'm a femcel because I'm lesbian
Austin Roberts
Easton Hill
Are you into trannies? I'm not one just wondering, they are probably easy to get.
Lincoln Morris
just chose a living penis and fuck it. simple.
Ian Taylor
give us a quick rundown on the lesbian femcel experience
straight femcels don't exist but perhaps you can change my mind on the lesbian variant
Michael Bailey
Have yet to meet a trans woman who actually passes as female. If I did I'd still want her to get bottom surgery cuz I don't like penises.
Ryan Brooks
You're mentally ill. I'll fix you for a price, baby.
Julian Anderson
>If I did I'd still want her to get bottom surgery cuz I don't like penises.
what if she always wore a chastity cage?
Parker Kelly
Where do I start.
I found out I was into girls when I was like 12 and one of my friends was showing me porn trying to shock me I guess. She clicked on a lesbian video and was all "ewww" but I *really* liked it. Started watching it in my free time.
I realized around 14 that I didn't have any interest in men and that having crushes on women was not something everyone else experienced. Decided that I was a lesbian (but still closeted)
Then, when I was in the 10th grade I told my best friend I had a crush on her. She laughed at me and told pretty much everyone she knew about it and I became 'the dyke' for the rest of highschool.
I told my parents around the same time and they were accepting thankfully. I remember my dad saying something along the lines of "Well at least she wont get pregnant!"
Being an outcast for the rest of highschool also meant I didn't have any friends and I would develop crushes on girls who were nice to me within like .5 seconds of speaking to them. They'd eventually find out I like girls through someone (I assume) and stop talking to me.
Naturally this also meant no girlfriend. My mom would always ask "When are you gonna get a girlfriend?" and stuff like that and I always felt so ashamed.
I'm going to college soon so hopefully it'll be a fresh start. Maybe I'll get a girlfriend, I dunno.
Jordan Davis
I definitely am mentally ill but not in the way you think I am.
Not my kind of fetish sadly I'm a bottom.
Aiden Anderson
i think you are lucky you did not get a bad sexuality all things considered
except that youre a bottom ig that makes things harder
Jordan Martinez
Other than you being a youngfag I would consider you elligible. I think making it through college a virgin will be the true test, they seem to be swarming with lefty whatever-sexuals.
Ryder Harris
What are u doin in college btw?
What kind of women do you find yourself attracted to?
Blake Taylor
What kind of girls do you find attractive?
John Ramirez
>Not my kind of fetish sadly I'm a bottom.
it's not a fetish just something she'd wear all the time to hide her nasty pp
Robert Torres
Comp sci.
Assertive women. Also, no shitty dye job and not morbidly obese, for some reason every lesbian I've seen in the wild is one or both of those things. I have basically no standards though. Butch, feminine, I don't really give a shit.
Colton Stewart
>Dudes have tried to hit on me before but I was cursed to be attracted to women only. Kill me.
Get off my board cunt.
Robert Phillips
> Comp sci.
oof, at least you'll be successful job wise.
will have to engage outside the classroom for a gf though, mine had 1 woman thrroughout all my lectures.
John Smith
So straight incels should fuck guys who hit on them too? Fuck off.
Nathan Ramirez
that sux hopefully you get the nice femme pussy you deserve tho afaik trannies have completely destroyed the lesbian scene. shit is sad
Lincoln Wood
Being successful job wise was kind of the point. Can't exactly expect to have 2 incomes down the line.
Josiah Edwards
next time a gay guy hits on you you're obligated to have sex with him or you're not a true robot
Aiden White
>just gay gay cope
Get off my board cunts.
Ayden Davis
Who is your /literally me/?
Elijah Price
BAHAHAAAAHAAAA YOU HAVE TO DATE WOMEN BUT YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AND YOU HAVE NO TRAINING LIKE WE DO
Angel Mitchell
It doesnt work like that, you must be attracted to men to be considered a femcel, your only a femcel if you refuse to have sex with other women, you gay ass foid.
Owen Martinez
Found the closeted faggot.
...What? I had a stroke reading this.
Humor is subjective. Being a woman, I'm infinitely better at relating to women and therefore can make better jokes (to women).
Jackson Richardson
>Who is your /literally me/?
This character from a yuri anime I watched once called Whispered Words.
Brayden Barnes
Your only a femcel if you dont have sex with women.
Hunter Parker
...So am I an incel?
Ryan Price
I never heard of lesbian virgins because women seem to lose their face discrimination if its towards other women as there are plain beckies that somehow get sex easier than guys like me.
Austin Murphy
>say hes a faggot cope
Get off my board roastie kike and tranny
Elijah Lopez
I'm not particularly attractive. I think I'm like 1/4ths asain so my face is a little fucked up looking. I also became really antisocial ever since I came out. Maybe if I was more social I'd get some pussy. But I didn't, so.
Ethan Nguyen
>I'm infinitely better at relating to women and therefore can make better jokes (to women).
Oh really? Then how come you struggle with dating? If you can make a woman laugh you can make her fall for you
Tyler Ortiz
>Anyone disagrees with my faggotry is also a faggot
>Girls can be robots
Joseph Adams
Lesbians are pretty rare. Bisexual women are lying half the time. I can't turn a straight woman gay.
Oliver Turner
You did something wrong in a past life and this is your punishment. Now you have to put up with women, as a woman. I love listening to lesbos talk about their dating/love life.