Raw Gamethread #7

Something Vince McMahon was no longer capable of. Triple H has made WWE good again. I actually watch from beginning to end.

Missed most of the show tonight because of work. What's with the car?

I swear we're about to see some kino tonight.

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I say nigger every day but in a cool and non-racist way.

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WWE is for fat stinking chuds that aren't wrestling fans, the crowd is dead, there's no storylines, every tag team is a random pairing and the show will lose 500k in viewers tomorrow.

KWAB

We don't know yet

Nobody knows
It just appeared during a KO promo

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damn i should have hid the word somewhere in that pic before i saved it

Whats everyone doing after RAW tonight

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Is the car going to explode at the end of the show and shoot kill Vince this time?

I dont watch raw, give me a qrd on the car thing

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RAW sucks, last time watching

no gargano?
no lumis?

Uso DUI story line

this had better not be leading to gargano coming

Fap then nap

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They haven’t explained yet

The car crash is a reference to Mankind's entrance theme. Expect him to return shortly.

Jimmy Uso

nobody knows yet
im excited to find out though

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Eating a popsicle

Please just call it Wrestlemania 39.

I love asuka
Its some background work. Obviously setup for something.

rarely watch nxt but I'm surprised that this shit is still going, really thought they settled things and united after the boating meeting and following match

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YUP
YUP
YUP

Writing fapfiction then going to bed

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>Post-RAW interviews with people who barely speak English

Drinking until I pass out.

kek

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So the car crash was just shenanigans to compensate the abysmal third hour?

did the police that ran past Alexa and Asuka have something to do with the crash?

>Miz vs AJ is a 5 star match for WWE in 2022
based

>Asuka, IYO on screen.
>everyone in here watching what's going on in the background.
Bros...... I have no idea about cars or tows or foreshadowing. I just want to cum on some Japanese tummies.

Give me AJ

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>wasting this shit on gargano

yeah they also made sure it's on frame too.

>MISTAKE BY THE LAKE
KEK

Edge will translate.

kek cringe

Who /AWESOME/ here

I have a car crash that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

bases

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I'M GAY FOR PAY

It's time to suck dick in hell...

Gimme somethin at least

Styles?

Rollin

>the miz aj styles again
Thanks guys

the miz can't wrestle have him be a manager or something

Naruto Scorpion has arrived

Rollerino.

Bro, you need to stop. I'm sure you're doing this as a way to keep yourself alive but you WILL regret it down the line. You'll never be able to look a female in the eye again.

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Rolling for Big Papa Styles

Ehhh what's one more gonna do?

rolling

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It's an angle lol

HELLO
MY BALLS ARE MASSIVE!

ITS A THING

Based

Tony had to give Two Dimes the cement shoes, then he had Santos taken out for a while, but now Santos is back and they both realize that the mob and the cartel cannot remain united. So now they're going to try and end it once and for all.

Spoiler, Dexter Lumis returns here

lmao wwe internet team a little hasty
wwe.com/superstars/johnny-gargano

The Miz is one of the most respected wrestlers in the WWE locker room today.

J.R. thinks that Miz kicks some verbal ass: jrsbarbq.com/blog/50214

Don Tony & Kevin Castle Show went from saying Miz can't cut promos to Miz owning Daniel Bryan's ass: youtube.com/watch?v=btH0K5-VjQ4
youtube.com/watch?v=AH-jA4aXt8c

Triple H says that the Miz is the best on the mic on the current roster: sportskeeda.com/wwe/wwe-news-triple-h-praises-the-miz-calls-him-the-best-on-the-mic-in-the-current-roster

Samoa Joe sings high praises of the Miz: youtube.com/watch?v=9dgPbuD-rCY
411mania.com/wrestling/samoa-joe-says-a-feud-with-the-miz-would-be-compelling/

Vince Russo thinks that Miz would've been a mega star in the Attitude Era: ringsidenews.com/2017/05/08/vince-russos-brand-recap-miz-wrong-era-sheamus-reckless-worker-wwes-double-standard/

Spoony went from hating Miz to saying Miz is the best worker on Raw today: youtu.be/PLxRwyO5l-U?t=11m50s
twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status/864510396572606467

Steve Austin says that the Miz entertains him: youtu.be/BLdFR9CNzl0?t=32s

Mickey James appreciates the Miz: twitter.com/MickieJames/status/899807247127248898

Even Dave Meltzer likes Miz's promo on Reigns and Cena: youtube.com/watch?v=p3KHIBJvYgk

Even John Cena respects the Miz: youtu.be/FScRm8eTWYc?t=2m17s

Even Rolling Stone named Miz as the Wrestler of the Year 2017: rollingstone.com/sports/features/wwe-wrestler-of-the-year-the-miz-w514141

Even Ryback calls Miz the Best Natural Wrester Ever: wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0203/636649/ryback-thinks-wwe-raw-star-is-one-of-the-best-wrestlers-of-all/

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Give me Styles.

continue my stellaris zombie campaign

mmmmmmmmmmm rollin

For the love of God please give me a Japanese tummy to cum onto!

Fight off the urge to text her again :(

are you ready for gargano to attack the miz

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no shit really nigger?

Give me something good to eat.

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It's been long enough, you can just call it NXT now.

We came to play bros we’re losing tonight…

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TABLES ARE OVER

Show me da money

Considering getting back onto finishing Like A Dragon before Spiderman is out on Friday but I'll probably just end up stretching my foreskin to a Brittant Venti stream desu

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What am I supposed to be seeing here?

Roll

What are your pointing out on this page

I'd be happy to roll here

I hope so

holy kek

Has Corey Graves ever been a face?

I'm in my 20s and when I crash my car I fuck my back up to the point of nerve damage
When this senile old fuck does it he just walks away completely unscathed??
God WTF

Much like every other Yakuza game, I've started it 100 times and never finished it. I get bored half way through every Yakuza game without fail.

No just a bitch.

DON'T GIVE ME A FUCKING TRANNY

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You better deliver.

WATCH AEW

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>falling for the vaginanigger meme
Son...

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SRS teasing something related to the car crash? twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1556834007660232705
Either way, I don't think the show will end with this match

RIP LITTLE LUNGS

check this out

Trust me, I gave up on that a long time ago.

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How many times have you crashed your car?

He no-sells a sneeze, you think he's going to sit in a wrecked car?

They couldn't make it any clearer that Gargano is returning to help AJ against Miz & Ciampa tonight but it'll be pretty cool regardless I'd say

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Please tell me AJ didn't hit his foot on the barricade.

I cant help it I'm lonely

cum on

You can ONLY do that if you're Black, otherwise you're just another racist who thinks he's cool

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The Brooklyn Brawler of Any Forums posters

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Will Styles be put into a tag team with TOSSIC MEDALS Nigga?

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You got WOMAN alright.

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car accident confirmed PLOT

Walking to a gas station to buy a bit sprite and enjoying my last night of summer vacation.

Tranny are you ok?

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