"aah... there you are, user~! finally decided to show up for our little date, did you~? you took forever to get here...

>"aah... there you are, user~! finally decided to show up for our little date, did you~? you took forever to get here, I've just been sitting all alone at the bar having a few drinks~!"

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I'd actually prefer if all my dates were drunk. You'd get a bit closer to seeing the real them and the conversation would be better.

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>leave her
>she gets raped

>take her to your house to sleep it off
>she'll claim you raped her
What's the right move here?

if i am not the poster who replies with unsolicited readings of gf scenario threads then who am i really? voca.ro/1dlCU5syOhNR

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Return to the sexy female audio threads on /soc/, voice slut.

haha cool cool alcohol stunts growth actually so I'll just stick to my milk thanks

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>alcohol stunts growth
If you're 21 or older then you're already done growing, manlet.

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I could never do sexual stuff with a drunk girl, it feels so wrong just thinking about it especially since they probably only want to get with you because they're inebriated

i have never posted in FSA. this is about as lewd as i get and it is only because it is a fun concept and i saw an opportunity for adding hiccup sound effect. ive checked out FSA but even if i could specify non-lewd requests only and that was respected, i would feel funny in a thread surrounded by girls doing cum countdowns and dog rape scripts and dudes jerkin off to em yknow. not comfy. sporadic vocaroo bombing on r9k is comfy

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Respectable. Have fun posting ma'am and good luck with your mental illness.

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thanks lad well met and likewise good fortune to you in your postings as you traverse this netscape

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your voice makes me horny

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Leave, because ordering drinks before your date,friend,etc. shows up is a faux pas and I wouldn't even bother being in a relationship with a unmannerly woman

wow, doesn't actually have the 'roastie inflection' that I can't describe but can recognize instantly
good job on that I guess

most of drunk women are horrible company. I think (without any proof other than the 30 years of living) that there is something totally different how men and women act while drunk. Yes, some men are annoying as fuck when intoxicated, but many are great to be around. Meanwhile almost every woman is pain in the ass when they are drunk.

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what did he mean by this

as an aspiring hobbyist voice actor learning a roastie inflection is just as valuable of a skill as any. teach me

i do not want to ignore your (You)/compliment but i dont wanna derail TOO hard. ill resist the urge to be a loud annoying retard and post some bonerkiller audio bit because it is late and mom is already mad after finding the exoskeleton shoebox

Jokes on you i don't go to bars to buy drinks
I buy mine in sealed cans at the liquor store.
You have no power over me only the Liquor does.
Begone delusion i shall drink you away.

I have nothing to teach you. Good day

based and mr.lahey pilled

inconceivable may unrest plague your nights and fatigue plague your days

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The thought of you screaming at me only gets me more aroused.

Never had a reply for being based.
Feels good not quite as good as the satisfying crack of a fresh cold beer. But somewhere between the dread of the last one and there's three more soldiers and not shaking like a leaf.
Thanks user. This next wobbly pop is for you.