Are you an ideal bf/gf?

Post your info and find out

>sex
>orientation
>age
>race
>height
>body shape
>personality
>job or lifestyle
>hobbies / interests
>outgoing or introvert
>living situation
>body count
>fetishes
>dick or bra size

Optional: describe your perfect day

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>sex
Female
>orientation
Straight
>age
31
>race
White
>height
5'11
>body shape
Chubby
>personality
Tomboyish
>job or lifestyle
NEET
>hobbies / interests
Video games, anime and running
>outgoing or introvert
Introvert
>living situation
Parents
>body count
0
>fetishes
lewd stuff
>dick or bra size
B

>sex
m
>orientation
straight
>age
27
>race
asian
>height
193cm
>body shape
lanklet
>personality
good guy
>job or lifestyle
server
>hobbies / interests
drinking
>outgoing or introvert
both
>living situation
alone
>body count
dont want to
>fetishes
dont want to
>dick or bra size
6in

my perfect day is waking up, grabbing brunch at a new spot, going for a walk somewhere like a park or a museum or art gallery, grabbing dinner and drinks and ends with a fuck.

>sex
Nigger
>orientation
Nigger
>age
Nigger
>race
Nigger
>height
Nigger
>body shape
Nigger
>personality
Nigger
>job or lifestyle
Nigger
>hobbies / interests
Niggers
>outgoing or introvert
Nigger
>living situation
Nigger
>body count
Niggers
>fetishes
Nigger
>dick or bra size
I'mma nigga

you go

I am not an ideal boyfriend. Know that mocking image of the cute girl crying in a field thinking "If only I could meet a deranged, asocial, schizoid..."?

>Are you an ideal bf
Fuck no and probably will never be

Off yourselves normiecunts.

>inb4 100 replies of mentally ill men filling out this huge form thinking they will get any replies from women.
Your current fate is dying alone. It's never to late to alter that fate by going outside. Your ideal dream girlfriend will not appear in this post. It's never too late to change.

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>sex
M
>orientation
Straight
>age
23
>race
Some kind of med/slav mix
>height
6'2
>body shape
gymcel
>personality
autism
>job or lifestyle
college neet
>hobbies / interests
boxing, judo, jiujutsu
Also calligraphy
>outgoing or introvert
Introvert
>living situation
college neet
>body count
0
>fetishes
vanilla
>dick or bra size
5.5"

Kek
Daym, dem straight niggas be not into buck breakin. Dats not rite, ya know.

I excluded the more sexual stuff before, so I guess I'll change that up since I'm pretty much alone in doing that.
>sex
Male
>orientation
Bisexual
>age
Mid 20s
>race
White
>height
190cm
>body shape
Mesomorph
>personality
Autistic, keep to myself but I'm capable of being extraverted when I want to be.
>job or lifestyle
NEET
>hobbies / interests
Programming, STEM stuff, typical sperg things.
>outgoing or introvert
Introvert
>living situation
Live with family
>body count
0
>fetishes
BDSM stuff
>dick or bra size
7"
>Optional: describe your perfect day
Making a breakthrough in something and then cooking up a nice meal and enjoying a show.

>>sex
F
>>orientation
>>age
20
>>race
white european
>>height
5'5
>>body shape
slim, I workout at home
>>personality
calm temperament but very competitive, introvert
>>job or lifestyle
student.
>>hobbies / interests
art and drawing, alcohol, weird music, reading (currently reading crime and punishment), history and politics, video games
>>living situation
renting with roommate
>>body count
1
>>fetishes
many.
>>dick or bra size
B

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Damn. Are you asexual or femcel?

To all desperate mentally ill cyborgs and normiecunts over here the message shall be delivered.

F U G O F F
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F
F

>sex
m
>orientation
straight
>age
27
>race
white
>height
6'1
>body shape
builtfat
>personality
chill
>job or lifestyle
NEET
>hobbies / interests
mountain hikes/gaming/vidya
>outgoing or introvert
introvert
>living situation
live with my mom
>body count
4
>fetishes
penis in vagina
>dick or bra size
6" (curves to the right)

No I like short femboys but I've never met any

Don't waste a single second and fuck off immediately

REEEEEEE GET OUTTA HERE FAGGOT NORMIEEE
You'd like breaking bucks

NORRRRMIEEEEEEESSSSSS
GET OUT GET OUTTTTT
SOC
SOC
SOC

>sex
male
>orientation
bisexual
>age
21
>race
brunette
>height
5'9
>bodyshape
136lbs
>personality
chill dude, likes to have fun, talk, meet people
>job or lifestyle
Currently I do not have a permanent job, from time to time they call me to clean a house or mow the lawn, it is not much but at least with that I support my day to day
>hobbies / interests
surfing the internet, swimming, drugs.
>outgoing or introvert
shy at first but later I am extroverted, it depends on the situation
>living situation
single
>bodycount
?
>fetishes
guys or girls my age, black panties, domination
>dick or bra size
6 inches

user, people are just posting their info. You're the only one trying to reply or communicate with people.

Neck yourself you deprived claymixer
NORMIEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEE NORMIEEEEEEEEEEE

No woman will reply to your posts and add you
And when this threads locks, still no woman will have added you.
You are a mentally deluded man that thinks not only the astronomically rare thing of a woman adding you here on this thread will happen but you also think that even if she adds you she wont immediately remove you after finding out you live on the opposite part of the planet.
You are sick and you need help. This thread has been made so many times and I have never seen a woman drop her discord as a reply to a post.

>No woman will reply to your posts and add you
Stop projecting, user. If you don't like the thread then you should learn to be less of a newfag and stop bumping it.

>let people doo what they doo
Bwoo fucking hoo

They can do exactly the same shit on the boards tailored for the normalfags just like you. Do your shit at your containment topic-specific boards, you'll be just fine over there.

Instead you and the FAGGOT OP came here shitting the board with your normiecunt mess.

>OMG ANIME GIRL PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF I POST MY STATS IN A DATAMINE THREAD I WILL SURELY GET A MILKER BIG TIDDIE ANIME GIRL GF!!!!!!!!!

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They are normiecattle doing normie things. The very essence of their being demands it.

user are you doing any of this in the racebaiting or femanon threads? Doesn't seem so. Why this thread? Something here touch a nerve?

>not making up fake stats and unironically larping just to see what reaction it will cause
Shiggy

Guess which one itt is my larp

I mean, you dont have one and you havent posted your stats

You sound realistic.
Im 6'/white/male/leaf/31
Very similar to the point of splitting hairs but I live alone and work, rent same as you though.
I auppose its worth mentioning im not going to spaz about you having sexual history?
Anywhoozle, you tell me if I should drop my discord.
Oh light drinker and moderate pot smoker

I've had enough of your normie shit.
You brought an end to this board. Every single one of you, wretched normies.
I can no longer stand your retardation and blatant arrogance with which you destroy the places that their previous inhabitants cherished so much. You are barbarians, pure vile trash.
>larp as fem*non next time round

FUCK OFF TO YOU HAVE A CONTAINMENT BOARD FOR YOUR SHIT

>if you post in here you're a normie
I honestly don't understand how you can have such a black and white view of it. I'm a NEET sperg who dropped out of school. What about me is normal? It just seems like you're upset at people posting stats. If you really cared about this board then why aren't you trying to derail femanon threads or race bait threads? Why would you actively bump a thread you dislike?

>Stop projecting, user. If you don't like the thread then you should learn to be less of a newfag and stop bumping it.

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>he doesn't know that he can post without bumping a thread
user, I...

I'm enraged at normies doing normie things here, as if I haven't seen enough of their mating rituals.
Obviously, my lone forces are not enough to fuck with all the bait threads at once. You try to become a normie. By imitating normie, you are becoming the normie.

> Are you an ideal bf/gf?
>Post your info
no and no

No I wasn't a female larp this time