Be honest, and do away with your cope: How jealous are you?

Be honest, and do away with your cope: How jealous are you?

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>he shaves everything
I am not jealous of such faggotry. I am superior to him.

>Be honest, and do away with your cope: How jealous are you?
Penis size? It's similar to mine.
Body? I WISH I LOOKED LIKED THAT.

Not jealous, walking around the nude beach with a half-chub is kinda gay and weird.

>shaved guy who goes out on pervert beach with a semi
>definitely gay

only jealous that he has foreskin desu. otherwise i find his figure quite feminine.

Stop coping on an anonymous board.
Nobody will ever know who you are.

I'm really thankful for my foreskin.
If possible, I'd lend it to you.

this
Only thing I genuinely regret about my dick

you motherfucker went to a nudist beach, took a photo of some rando's cock, then decided to post it on Any Forums once you were done with your nefarious purposes, how could i be jealous of such a homosexual?

i have a big dick, but i wish i wasn't circumcised. it feels emasculating or like i'm just less sexual than everyone else.

oh, i didn't even read the second part
>If possible, I'd lend it to you.
lol thanks user. that's nice in a weird and funny way

Envious I guess.
What is the point of being angry at his dice roll, or angry that women prefer it. I have no influence on how it happened or my own condition.

Life is absurd in the end no matter what.

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Agreed. Worst thing to happen to my penis

>lol thanks user. that's nice in a weird and funny way
Hey... we're all in this together hahaha.

I envy this guy. Not because of body though,I just have not been on a cruise for a couple of years. This sea looks so pleasant and attractive.

Is shaving gay? I shave because the hair gets pulled on by my underwear bros... shit gets irritating

My dicks fine, man. It's the social anxiety disorder, depression, and being a weird faggot, that's the issue.

Dad has a much thicker penis. I'm jealous that I didn't inherit his girth.

>flaccid shower
>shaves everything
>no muscle, too much fat
I may be 5'9 but at least I'm not a faggot

I never understood how you can gauge true size of penis in it's flaccid state.
For all we know that's the longest he may get erect.

me too. Honestly I wish I could laser all the pubic hairs off for ever. Even the hairs around my asshole. Do you know how efficient a clean hairless asshole is? I waste less toilet paper wiping. Sometimes I only need 3 pieces and by the third piece it's clean. We could save the environment just by having hairless assholes.